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Ping-Pong Ball Don’t Lie: The Knicks Are Still Cursed

Posting and Toasting (Harrison Rahajason) — The Knicks lost the coin flip and will pick one spot lower than the Timberwolves because duh. Were you expecting this to go any differently? The Knicks beat the Sixers in game number 82, which gave them and the Minnesota Timberwolves identical 31-51 records. By virtue of that tie, a “coin flip” was needed to decide who would pick a spot higher in the likely event that neither team would get...
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It’s coin flip day: Knicks vs. Timberwolves for (possibly) higher draft position

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Suffice to say, karma does not favor the Knicks. Happy Coin Flip Day, y’all! The Knicks and their longtime draft nemeses, the Minnesota Timberwolves, will face off some time Tuesday in a league-sanctioned drawing that will decide who gets the higher pick in the 2017 NBA Draft if neither team jumps into the lottery, according to Marc Berman. The drawing will not affect lottery odds—both...
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Carmelo and La La Anthony have separated

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Times are tough for our man Melo. This is sad. NBA super-couple Carmelo and La La Anthony are separated at the moment, according to TMZ Sports: Sources close to the couple tell us the actress and NBA superstar are now living separately. La La moved out of the family home last week and has her own place in NYC now. We're told the couple's had ups and downs in the past, but the current...
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Knicks Links: Kristaps Porzingis bikes his troubles away

Posting and Toasting (Willis Reeding Rainbow) — Also: Jrue Holiday “news” and the Knicks definitely won’t draft Ntilikina now Technically, the NBA offseason hasn’t started yet. Hard to believe, right? It already feels like we’ve had two offseasons worth of news, and the first round of the playoffs have barely begun. So what’s going on with the Knicks? Let’s listen to some music and find out: I’ve been feeling this new Kendrick...
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Many, many more details about Phil Jackson’s incompetence emerge

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Phil isn’t too popular these days. Sweet, merciful crap! We learned Friday night that Kristaps Porzingis—the light of our lives—skipped out on an exit meeting in protest of the Phil Jackson regime and their endless litany of bullshit. Now Adrian Wojnarowski descends upon us with the mother of all #WojBombs, detailing the sheer insanity which drove the Unicorn to plot a run for the safety of...
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Phil Jackson’s warped world: Carmelo Anthony is the problem, Derrick Rose gets a pass

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — ??? Phil Jackson demonstrated during Friday’s press conference that he is—how can I put this mildly—a big, stupid baby. But it is also important to remember that his rantings are not only petty as hell, but often completely contradictory. Perhaps no two issues demonstrate that contradictory nature than Phil’s opinions on Carmelo Anthony and Derrick Rose. Both players have similar...
  • 340 days ago
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Kristaps Porzingis skips exit interview over Knicks dysfunction

Posting and Toasting (Willis Reeding Rainbow) — The Unicorn is apparently not happy with Phil Today is Good Friday, correct? Is today just further proof that the Knicks can not have any nice things, that the day that literally has “good” in the name would be the day when the most unequivocally bad stuff could happen in the 2017 calendar year? (And we’re talking about a season that basically imploded the day that 2017 began, and today...
  • 341 days ago
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Highlights from Phil Jackson's salty-ass press conference

Posting and Toasting (MMiranda) — He's still Phil. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. For real. That light was the explosion from the bomb Phil Jackson dropped just before three o’clock this afternoon at a...
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Huzzah, it’s Phil Jackson press conference day!

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Phil Jackson will speak! Any good New York Knicks end-of-the-season celebration is a lot like Fesitvus—it has the feats of strength, and the airing of grievances. As for the feats of strength, Kristaps Porzingis will undoubtedly be bulking up this summer. He already has plans to work in some boxing, according to Marc Berman. “I’ll be doing a little bit of something I haven’t done before...
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Willy Hernangomez named Eastern Conference Rookie of the Month for April

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Make way for Willy. Bow down to your rookie king, Eastern Conference! Congrats to @willyhg94 for being named @KIA Rookie of the Month! #KiaROTM #Knicks pic.twitter.com/h0VjjvqRDq — NEW YORK KNICKS (@nyknicks) April 14, 2017 That’s right, cats and kittens, our own Willy Hernangomez sneaked in just under the wire to snag a Rookie of the Month award for April. The large...
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P&T Round(ball) Table: Favorite moments of the Knicks’ 2016-17 season

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Digging for diamonds among 82 lumps of coal. It wasn’t all dog shit, right? Right? C’mon! The P&T staff got together, licked some poisonous toads, and retreated back into our own memory banks to pull out our favorite moments of the 2016-17 Knicks season. It got a little weird. China This season wasn't really shitty enough to be dog shit. It was a slightly less disgusting kind of...
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April 12, 2017: Every New York sports team won, but only the Knicks suffered

Posting and Toasting (Harrison Rahajason) — Tonight was so awesome until the Knicks won I settled into my living room at around 5 PM. I knew this was going to be one hell of a night of sports, so of course, I made a pillow fort. My cat joined me. The Mets were gunning for a three-game sweep of the Phillies before they’ll inevitably get swept by Miami because the Mets don’t beat Miami. The Rangers were going to play game one of...
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The Frozen Envelope, Episode 11: Which Knick has the smallest head?

Posting and Toasting (James Marceda) — Are we there yet? iTunes | Stitcher | Google Play P&T head honcho Joe Flynn helps us put a bow on the poop-filled basket that is the 2016-17 season. We talk jersey sales, Markelle Fultz, Willy's double doubles, Lean on Me, minute allocation, disrespect, Adam Silver, tiny heads, and the loathsome Minnesota Timberwolves. Join us!
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ESPN: The Knicks and Phil Jackson have picked up the final two years of his contract

Posting and Toasting (Joe Flynn) — Two more years of Zen. Are you ready for two more years of Phil Jackson? Well too damned bad, because the Knicks’ president/chief trigonometrist has signed on for final two years of his five-year deal, according to ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne and Ian Begley: Sources familiar with the situation told ESPN that the Knicks and Jackson quietly picked up their option on the remaining two years of...
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Knicks 114, 76ers 113: ‘This is the closest I'll feel to a playoff game as a Knicks fan’

Posting and Toasting (Harrison Rahajason) — Why? The last few sequences of Wednesday night's season finale were surreal. Fucking surreal. A bunch of dudes just making shots interspersed with images of Leslie Jones jumping up and down, cheering. People were cheering. Yelling "deeee-fense," hoping the Knicks would get a stop. It was so confusing. You get so used to rooting for one team—the one that is your favourite, usually—that...
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