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Happy Holliday!

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — I hereby proclaim the Eighteenth of December of every year as Derek Fisher Day. This holiday, also known as Fisherday, will mark the day that the Knicks’ coach not only started Cole Aldrich, but the one in which he played the “Compiler Of Lost Events” for 25 minutes and 34 seconds. By allowing C.O.L.E. to exist on the court for such a duration, he was rewarded with 10...
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I’m So Mad

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — It’s Monday morning and I’m fuming. My anger has little to do with the Knicks losing to Toronto on Sunday night. Instead it’s my other winter team that has drawn my ire. The New York Jets. And yes, the Jets actually won this week. The problem is they beat the wrong team at the wrong time. The Jets played the Titans, and both teams had identical 2-11 records before the game. A...
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Knicks 101, Celtics 95: The Bleeding Stops, At Least For One Night

Knicker Blogger (ephus) — New York Knicks 101 Final Recap | Box Score 95 Boston Celtics Amar’e Stoudemire, PF 26 MIN | 9-16 FG | 2-2 FT | 7 REB | 1 AST | 1 STL | 1 BLK | 3 TO | 20 PTS | +14 Really strong offense. Dominated Sullinger and Bass in the post on offense and snaggled some strong rebounds. An inconsistent outing on efense, which is actually an improvement...
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Are The Knicks Tanking?

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — Human beings have pondered a number of things about our world since our own awareness. Is there life on other planets? Is time travel possible? Will Leo survive his surgery in Chasing Life? Unfortunately we often don’t have the evidence to come to a conclusion on life’s great mysteries. Hence we have to use other methods to gain a greater understanding on the topic. In searching...
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Spurs 109, Knicks 95: The ‘Bockers Are Hot Garbage Who Can’t Even Play Against The Shell Of A Team And Should Be Forced To Disband Before They Hurt My Soul Again.

Knicker Blogger (Jeremy Conlin) — New York Knicks 95 FinalRecap | Box Score 109 San Antonio Spurs Amar’e Stoudemire, PF 17 MIN | 4-6 FG | 0-0 FT | 2 REB | 1 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 8 PTS | -5AMAR’E STOUDEMIRE is an anagram of A STEADIER MORE UM. How the mighty have fallen. A half-dozen years ago, Amar’e would have shredded a depleted San Antonio front...
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Knicks @ Spurs or “Remember the AlMelo”

Knicker Blogger (Thomas B.) — So after losing 9 games in a row, I was pretty sure all the fight was out of this team.  Then we all heard reports of Carmelo Anthony (questionable with sore left knee) nearly coming to blows with Timmy Hardaway Jr (questionable defense and decision making).  If they did fight, I’d put my money on Melo.  Timmy strikes me as someone who would not keep his guard up if his on court defense...
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Blazers 103, Knicks 99

Knicker Blogger (Robert Silverman) — Portland Trail Blazers 103 Final Recap | Box Score 99 New York Knicks Amar’e Stoudemire, PF 36 MIN | 7-11 FG | 2-2 FT | 10 REB | 2 AST | 0 STL | 2 BLK | 1 TO | 16 PTS | +8 I mean, sure. Some decent rebounding and post defense, but is still mind-numbingly bad whenever he’s facing a pick and roll. Of course, the...
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Cavaliers 90, Knicks 87

Knicker Blogger (ephus) — Cleveland Cavaliers 90 Final Recap | Box Score 87 New York Knicks Amar’e Stoudemire, PF 30 MIN | 8-13 FG | 2-2 FT | 9 REB | 2 AST | 1 STL | 1 BLK | 5 TO | 18 PTS | +8 It was mostly good. The MONSTER SLAM at the beginning of the 4th Quarter over Varejao was a thing of beauty that sent visions of fall 2010 running through MSG. STAT...
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First Quarterly Review: 6-on-5

Knicker Blogger (Jonathan Topaz) — Welcome to the KnickerBlogger First Quarterly review! We are basically done with the first quarter of this futility-of-existence-confirming monstrosity season, and the Phil Jackson era is off to a bit of a rough start. The Knicks stand at 4-16, and are struggling mightily on both ends. Simultaneously horrified and unable to look away at this car crash that is the Knicks’ beginning of the...
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Knicks Memes 12/4/2014

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — And a brand new meme that has almost nothing to do with basketball, but I can’t help laughing at…
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Nets 98, Knicks 92

Knicker Blogger (Robert Silverman) — Brooklyn Nets 98 Final Recap | Box Score 93 New York Knicks Amar’e Stoudemire, PF 37 MIN | 6-10 FG | 5-7 FT | 9 REB | 2 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 3 TO | 17 PTS | +6 I mean, sure. Why not start STAT. At this point, I’m going to assume that Fisher generates a lineup and subsequent substitution patterns by writing out every Knick’s...
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Knicks Need More Jason Smith

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — [This was originally meant to be pitched to the New York Post, but I decided to run it here.] The Knicks have fared as well this November as the Democrats, with both suffering a significant number of losses. And while the Dems will need to wait until 2016 to make some progress, the Knicks could get some immediate gains. New York has an absolute gem on their bench in Jason Smith. And if they...
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Knicks 78, Thunder 105. Just End The Season.

Knicker Blogger (Mike Kurylo) — After another loss, New York is in dire straits. Despite a change in the front office, there seems to be no change for this perennially losing franchise. During games, they are completely outclassed by their opponent. The flaws of their coach have remained the same since game 1, one of which is the inability to see his own flaws. New York plays so badly, it’s hard to see if the coaching...
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Mavericks 109, Knicks 102

Knicker Blogger (Robert Silverman) — New York Knicks 102 Final Recap | Box Score 109 Dallas Mavericks Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I’m sure we’re all bracing ourselves for a Eugene O’Neill-esque sea of simmering resentment and forced pleasantries, a slew of social/political/economic issues that you might be dragooned into to “discussing” with various chain mail-forwarding relatives that you haven’t seen in a...
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