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Have you ever thought, "Man! Me gots to play for a better team!"??? Then, call 1-800 Hi Isiah!"
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6/24/2005  1:28 AM
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VDesai
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6/24/2005  1:30 AM
That's pretty hilarious. I love the terms and conditions.
edsonline
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6/24/2005  1:32 AM
1. This thread is f---ing stupid.
2. Layden traded Spree to Minnesota, not Isiah. When Isiah was hired he actually said he wouldn't have made that trade.

Does anyone have a coin? I need to flip one to decide what's worse, starting a stupid f---ing thread or not knowing what the f--- you are talking about in said stupid f---ing thread.

[Edited by - edsonline on 06/24/2005 01:32:55]
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6/24/2005  1:36 AM
Ed, you drunk boy? He was kidding around and it was pretty funny. He forgot to mention Othella Harrington being on the much improved Bulls.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
VDesai
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6/24/2005  1:36 AM
Posted by edsonline:

1. This thread is f---ing stupid.
2. Layden traded Spree to Minnesota, not Isiah. When Isiah was hired he actually said he wouldn't have made that trade.

Does anyone have a coin? I need to flip one to decide what's worse, starting a stupid f---ing thread or not knowing what the f--- you are talking about in said stupid f---ing thread.

[Edited by - edsonline on 06/24/2005 01:32:55]

I believe its called satire.
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6/24/2005  1:43 AM
I'm all for satire, I've been dishing out for days about Bynum. Would we have been better if Zeke hadn't done those deals? Obviously not. Plus Isiah basically criticized the one made by the GM he replaced. That's why this was stupid. BTW - If a deal ends up good for another team or a guy we moved, that doesn't necessarily mean it was bad for us. Yet another reason this was stupid.
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6/24/2005  1:48 AM
Posted by edsonline:

1. This thread is f---ing stupid.
2. Layden traded Spree to Minnesota, not Isiah. When Isiah was hired he actually said he wouldn't have made that trade.

Does anyone have a coin? I need to flip one to decide what's worse, starting a stupid f---ing thread or not knowing what the f--- you are talking about in said stupid f---ing thread.

[Edited by - edsonline on 06/24/2005 01:32:55]

Hey, dude. Chill out, man. I'm just having fun, that's all. Maybe I had too much beer...

I was watching Nazr win the championship while thinking about the KT deal. (Man, what a great series this was! Loved it!!!!) I'm happy for the ex-Knicks players who went on to join good teams. At the same time, I'm dying to see much improvement to this NY KNICKS team in the next 2 yrs.

I think sending KT for Q-Rich could mean that Isiah is serious about the youth movement and that he is looking long-term. I'm praying that Isiah picks Bynum/Granger/Graham with the 8th pick instead of Frye. Get the BPA at 30 & 54. Then sign Hunter/Gadzuric to play starting C. Release Houston. Sit on the TT & Penny deal until they expire or until there is an offer we can't refuse. I'd be so happy with that.

I can dream, can I?????
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6/24/2005  1:52 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is really hilarious! Very creative, SKY! Great imagination! I know many here where thinking about it, but you put it in such a funny way!
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6/24/2005  2:00 AM
Posted by Knicksfan:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is really hilarious! Very creative, SKY! Great imagination! I know many here where thinking about it, but you put it in such a funny way!
Thanks, dude! Just killing time...
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