I had another post but here is a "Plan B" you can call it:

1.Trade Kurt Thomas,Tim Thomas, #30, and the 2006 1st round pick(from the Mo Taylor trade)to Indiana for Jermaine O'Neal and Fred Jones.
2.Trade Stephon Marbury and Mo Taylor to Memphis for Jay Williams and #19
3.Trade Jamal Crawford, #8 and a future second round pick to Charlotte for Emeka Okafor and #13
4.Sign Earl Watson and Kwame Brown
5.Hire Phil Jackoson or Nate McMillan
6.Trade Penny Hardaway, Malik Rose and 2006 2nd round pick to Toronto for Jalen Rose

And in the Draft select:

#19-Sean May/C
#54-Daniel Ewing/SG or Louis Williams/SG or PG

Roster

PG-Ja.Williams/E.Watson
SG-A.Houston/F.Jones/D.Ewing or Louis Williams
SF-J.Rose/T.Ariza/Je.Williams
PF-E.Okafor/M.Sweetney
C-J.O'Neal/K.Brown
IL-J.Butler/B.Sundov

And if they do this, this is what will happen:
Record:46-36 1st place Atlantic Division (3 seed in Eastern Conference)
Leading Scorer: O'Neal- 26ppg
Leading Rebounder: Sweetney- 13.2rpg
Leading Assist; Ja.Williams- 9.7 apg

Playoffs:Lose in Conference Finals to Pistons 4-3

Come on man. We have no combination of assets that would land Jermain O'Neal or Emeka Okeafor. Be serious. And I'm just commenting on the most ridiculous of your bullet points.