YOu gotta love Patrick. Some dudes work for Money, Some "will work for food", this dude works for Herb!

I bet Pat has a big pot plantation in Jamacia!

Every ting is IRIE!

Too bad Herb will not be the coach after this season. :) I think it might be PJ or Larry Brown.

what Phil part? Ewing was saying he would work for Herb, the assumption being if Herb was hired he would have the right to hire his own staff. My guess is Aguire would stick, but possible as player development and not in any kind of coaching role

Here's where I stand in order:
Phil
Nate
Flip
Herb
nobody else worth hiring

n/a Larry Brown and Rick Adleman

Posted by fishmike:

what Phil part? Ewing was saying he would work for Herb, the assumption being if Herb was hired he would have the right to hire his own staff. My guess is Aguire would stick, but possible as player development and not in any kind of coaching role

sorry, i must've read Nalod's post wrong...i thought he was saying Ewing said he'd work for Phil on the Knicks' staff.

I want Pitino!

I was insinuating that Pat would work for marijuana, pot, cheech, Doobs, joints, maryJane, etc.

Like some dudes whom are homeless hold up signs " I'll work for food",

get it, get it???

Posted by MaTT4281:

Posted by Nalod:

I was insinuating that Pat would work for marijuana, pot, cheech, Doobs, joints, maryJane, etc.

Like some dudes whom are homeless hold up signs " I'll work for food",

get it, get it???

Right over my, and it appears everone else's, head.

Well I got it. I think its pretty funny. Nice post, nalod!

http://sportssatirereport.com/

Knicks and Phil Jackson talks heat-up
Team's willingness to include "weed" in contract revives Jackson's attention

Seeking to raise Phil Jackson's interest in their head-coaching vacancy, the Knicks have suggested a provision of "weed" be included in their contract talks, sources in the organization confirmed.

Jackson, whose attention had reportedly been waning, was immediately "compelled to revisit the situation," sources in both camps said.

"It's no secret that Phil's always had a wonderful relationship with dope," Del Harris, a friend and former assistant coach, said. "He was high all the time during the championship runs, and so was I."

In Jackson, the Knicks are courting a coach with unmatched cachet who would immediately solve the team's need for an ego-driven, arrogant, smugly confident personality. Jackson shamelessly spent a career exploiting the league's greatest superstars to build his gaudy resume, which is about as authentic as a mail-order doctorate. But it's the splashy Jackson the Knicks seem to want.

Isiah Thomas, the team's General Manager, did not duck a very predictable question: how would he handle the possibility, however remote, that, under Jackson, the team's fortunes might reverse and Jackson receive the credit?

"C'mon, guys. You know me," he said. "I'd fire him."

"Believe me, this is well thought-out... we consulted a bunch of people on this," Thomas added. "The big thing was, we asked [Jackson's people] what it would take to rekindle Phil's interest. They said, 'try weed.'"

Jackson, a world traveler and spiritual seeker, recently returned from the jungles of New Guinea, where he spent three months screwing pymies.

"I'm tapped out," he said. "I was doing 10-20 a day. They're a fascinating species."





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