Nalod: "Blame Me!"

"My creative and obnoxious thread titles started the spiral down. I tried to go every other game, but I had no support. We need other obnoxious and creative types to step up their writing and provide leadership on some game title threads.

In January I was the best thread titler in the web, but the loses mounted and the posters lost confidence. Some started calling for me to stop as they thought I was the cause. LIke some players are shooters and should keep shooting thru a slump, I can be obnoxious at times, but have to keep writing thru it!

Im gonna work in the off season on my "hiku", spelling, and faux anger management. Im gonna take a few weeks off, travel abroad with the kids, and then start preparing for the new season! Isiah and I will sit down and discuss my role. If I am the titler, or poster, im still gonna be obnoxious, thats not going to change.

I may even move to Chicago so I can say I am from Chicago and can boast am one of Isiahs boys and knew his momma growing up. I am also gonna drink some serious booze so I can get tighter with Jimmy and Isiah when I attempt to dry out. I really need to do this to "exerience" the Knicks in full. I also plan on turning myself to god and if he wants me to keep writing and has plans for me, then so beit.

I will also kick back and relax. The olympics were tough last year and it was hard to be not be obnoxious with all those Euros. Guys with vowels missing, first names that sound like diseases, and Larry Browns health problems are tough to write through! Whats funny about his bad hip and urinary infections? Colostomy bags and "depends" are some funny shoyt, but Larry is too big for that stuff. "Why did the Jewish american princess not wear a colostomy bag? Couldn't find shoes to match her bag!" See, good joke, just does not flow.

Irregardless, Irrelevent, and Irritated I may be, I had a good third season on the website and look forward to see what that little Isiah rascal has up his sleeves. Isiah and I don't pay much attention to some writers as they provide good exposure for the team and give us great product recognition.

Despite my public spats and anti snit campaign with Bonn1987, we just gonna keep it out of the press for now on. I don't have any problem writing with him, its just in the heat of the post kinds thing! Bonnie might get a real life and perhaps study overseas, so I wish him well. But if he comes back, I got no problem with him!

The website is really good and I am here to help, not hurt the site. Most of the guys here are really good, funny and insightful. While we are more athletic and younger without Hardcore and Playa, we still have work to do!

We already do blame you Nalod,you bastard.We would have a string of championships if it werent for you.

haha The demise of UltimateKnicks is all b/c of Nalod.

You know this is all well and good, Nalod, but if you really want to impress the "Boys of Ultimate" you know what you have to do - come back ripped and oiled!! We're talking Brutus Beefcake" here. We don't care how you do it, we're not gonna put an asterisk next to your threads, it's all good, juiced or not. But we're about pecs, deltoids, biceps and mad wingspan here!!! Now excuse me while I go back to watching my copy of Rocky Horror.

oh man, this thread is just too funny.

Posted by Nalod:

Posted by martin:

oh man, this thread is just too funny.

That was fun writing, but the boys here are too dam serious on this team!

More Jessica Alba, less Sweets!

I enjoyed the pictures the year. The one with KT with the devil eyes was great!

Can someone bring back that gif of wilken's leaving KT in the game? That was too funny...