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eViL
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3/30/2005  11:31 AM
OK. This might be fun. Haiku's are simple. The syllable format is: 5 - 7 - 5.

See if you can have some fun. Here are some of my own:

Another nice suit
Multi-million dollar deal
bought Allan plenty

Charlie where are you?
The last of the hustling kind
Sweets hustles for cake

Trade ideas spawn
from boredom and seasons lost
KG for KT???

Who will the Knicks draft?
BRIGGS compiles many mock drafts
that's dedication
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martin
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3/30/2005  11:55 AM
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Marv
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3/30/2005  12:23 PM
Craw throws a party
Many gather to toast him
Hmmm what would Rip do?

Our newest savior
Butt-ler does look aptly named
JJ - XL belt!

Poor Herb just can't win
Will his success depend on
Bogut or Petro?

UltimateKnick fans
search the deep seas for answers
This ship be sinkin'?
eViL
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3/30/2005  12:32 PM
HAHA!!! Those were great, Marv!

Here's another:

Maurice Taylor trade
topic has been more beaten
than Crawford on D
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martin
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3/30/2005  12:48 PM
Posted by eViL:

Maurice Taylor trade
topic has been more beaten
than Crawford on D

oh, I like this one.
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eViL
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3/30/2005  3:37 PM
The board gets hostile
Draft talk, trades and free agents
Why can't we just win?

Isiah Thomas
What's more important to you?
The Knicks or popcorn?
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Nalod
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3/30/2005  3:43 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket........
eViL
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3/30/2005  4:29 PM
There once was a guy named Isiah
Who was quite a baketball player
now he runs the Knicks
with his usual tricks
During the lottery he'll say a prayer
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Marv
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3/30/2005  4:58 PM
Posted by eViL:

There once was a guy named Isiah
Who was quite a baketball player
now he runs the Knicks
with his usual tricks
During the lottery he'll say a prayer
Marv
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3/30/2005  6:09 PM
There was a Knick fan from Nantucket
Threw a dart at a draft chart and stuck it
Bogut, Green, Frye, Taft
McCants, Turiaf
Just please Isiah don't STARPHUK IT!!!
martin
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3/30/2005  7:17 PM
Posted by Marv:

There was a Knick fan from Nantucket
Threw a dart at a draft chart and stuck it
Bogut, Green, Frye, Taft
McCants, Turiaf
Just please Isiah don't STARPHUK IT!!!

LOL, Starphuk! You stole Nalod's thunder!
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Kwazimodal
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3/30/2005  7:54 PM
Loved haikus in college,Basho and bong hits.
Marv
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3/30/2005  7:58 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by Marv:

There was a Knick fan from Nantucket
Threw a dart at a draft chart and stuck it
Bogut, Green, Frye, Taft
McCants, Turiaf
Just please Isiah don't STARPHUK IT!!!

LOL, Starphuk! You stole Nalod's thunder!

Of course. I steal everything from him!!
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3/30/2005  8:02 PM
Posted by Kwazimodal:

Loved haikus in college,Basho and bong hits.


Ha! How about M.C. Escher, Hieronymous Bosch and Hermann Hesse???

P.S. Boy, you're old, Kwaz!!
Kwazimodal
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3/30/2005  9:04 PM
MC Escher could kick it old school!
Mac
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3/30/2005  11:03 PM
wise sports man once say
team's poor D no blame on coach
axe him anyway
Nalod
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3/30/2005  11:56 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by Marv:

There was a Knick fan from Nantucket
Threw a dart at a draft chart and stuck it
Bogut, Green, Frye, Taft
McCants, Turiaf
Just please Isiah don't STARPHUK IT!!!

LOL, Starphuk! You stole Nalod's thunder!

There once was a man who thought he had my thunder,
Rooted to draft the man from down under.......
3-18 gave him hemroids, he wiped them clean with tucks......
Prayed to Isiah please please no more Starphucks!

The man did not steal my thunder, but instead ran with my muse!

And ran brilliant he did!

Good job Marv, way to take the ball and run!
Marv
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3/31/2005  8:53 AM
Ha! Thanks man, nice job yourself.

And props to eViL for arranging poetry class!
eViL
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3/31/2005  10:36 AM
Thanks bro. The stuff in here has been pretty funny. I think we can all use some comic relief here.

There once was a player Fugazy
Whose game was entirely lazy
he'd play half a year
almost in fear
that he'd fall and suffer a grazed knee
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Silverfuel
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3/31/2005  10:45 AM
all the stuff here is great. please keep 'em coming.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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