My friend and I just assembled the all-screw up team. Guys with talent but just are complete mess ups.

C- Rasheed Wallace -- Could accumulate this team's techincal fouls.
PF- Kenyon Martin -- Could accumulate as many flagrants as possible. Might be able to make Elbow Throwing a category.
SF- Leon Smith -- Out of position, but hey, its a mess-up team. Reportedly got arrested and put into an institute for painting his face green and, when arrested, said he was shooting the Indians (apparently he was a "cowboy")
SG- JR Rider -- Could smoke pot on the court, off the court, at practice, during the game, it'd be, like the NBA, FANNNN-tastic.
PG- Stephon Marbury -- Could be genuinely mad at everybody. Because he's Steph Marbury, the self-proclaiming "Starbury"
BENCH
C- Olden Polynice -- Got arrested for impersonating a police officer. Could keep Leon in check, and maybe they could have pretend shoot outs.
PF- Anthony Mason -- Allegations in the early 90s that he had sex with a 15 year old. (reportedly with his wife at the same time!) Way to go Mase.
SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth -- Real life person, not just a character in He Got Game. Was the next best thing, now he's at a community college. (Look out LeBron)

Head Coach - Bob Knight -- Could choke people out, throw chairs, punt balls.
Bench Coach - John Rocker -- Could call the players "monkeys" and would fit in well in NYC.

Add to the list, this could be fun.

[Edited by - bigsm00th on 03/26/2002 17:02:44]

You can safely add Len Bias, Chris Washburn and Roy Tarpley to this list (all drug-related)... Maybe even Michael Ray Richardson...