Posted by fishmike:
I honestly wonder what they are thinking and how I can be paid to write this stuff. Oh well...
http://www.hoopshype.com/draft.htm
Here's my favorite... with the #1 pick
1. Atlanta
HawksMartynas Andriuskevicius 7-2 C Zalgiris Kaunas (Lithuania) /
1986
An interior monster too tough to be contained, he's quickly becoming
a "Euro Shaq" in the eyes of many NBA scouts. Andriuskevicius can
pass exceptionally well for a big man, and can put the ball on the
floor as well. Plays equally well facing the basket, or with his
back to it. Range on jumper is growing and, while a very smart
player, he has much room to grow – especially on the defensive side.
Comparison: Chris WebberStats: 1.6 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 0.6 bpg, 0.3 apg Rookie season salary*: $3,483,100Ranking: 1st Center / 1st
International
Yes... he plays SO well he's tearing up the Euroleague to the tune of 1.6 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 0.6 bpg, 0.3 apg
Maybe he will fall to 29 and the Euro-Shaq will be OURS!!!!! MUHAA
That's pretty funny. The only thing I will say is that Euroleague players don't get any real playing time until they're considerably older, like 28... as NYNY said. So, he could be tearing it up (in practice) and just not getting the real minutes.
But #1 is a ridiculous stretch. I could see if he went in the late 20s.
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