in case you missed the Peter Vecsey atircle today, he actually did have a great line about wayward Shawn Kemp...

"So Shawn Kemp fell off the ice cream wagon once again, tali-banned for violating terms of the league's anti-drug agreement. Further details of his transgression were not made public. In a show of support, the rest of the Blazers organization switched to Pepsi."

Still, too bad for Kemp (again).