gradyandrew wrote:How often do you feel guilty about forgetting your steady husband of several years Tom Thibodeau and being completely in love with your sexy new boyfriend Mike Brown?

Tom was great. There was just a string of bad men for years. Some talked a great game (Isaiah), some were really hyped up by my friends (Phil), some were just complete losers. Tom came into my life and everything changed. He bought me a house (playoffs every year) and was so dependable. I thought I was in love forever. But towards the end... It was straight missionary every night (starters playing 940 minutes). When I finally decided to end it, I didn't think I could ever find someone better.

But now, holy ****, Mike Brown is blowing my mind every night. Let's try 3 point guards, how about a Diawara Jemison combo? You want to try something really kinky, let's play Kevin McCullar for 20 minutes. I know you have been fantasizing about this for awhile, so let's give Kolek major burn and even let him close some tight games.

I'll never forget how Tom turned my life around, but if I'm honest, I'm a total slut for all of Mike Brown's O's.

Knicks Slut Haiku

Thibs' love slave no more
Once smitten, now bitten by
Da Brown Love Machine

gradyandrew wrote:How often do you feel guilty about forgetting your steady husband of several years Tom Thibodeau and being completely in love with your sexy new boyfriend Mike Brown?

Tom was great. There was just a string of bad men for years. Some talked a great game (Isaiah), some were really hyped up by my friends (Phil), some were just complete losers. Tom came into my life and everything changed. He bought me a house (playoffs every year) and was so dependable. I thought I was in love forever. But towards the end... It was straight missionary every night (starters playing 940 minutes). When I finally decided to end it, I didn't think I could ever find someone better.

But now, holy ****, Mike Brown is blowing my mind every night. Let's try 3 point guards, how about a Diawara Jemison combo? You want to try something really kinky, let's play Kevin McCullar for 20 minutes. I know you have been fantasizing about this for awhile, so let's give Kolek major burn and even let him close some tight games.

I'll never forget how Tom turned my life around, but if I'm honest, I'm a total slut for all of Mike Brown's O's.

Admit it, it was initially the locks, right?

Nalod wrote:

Philc1 wrote:Huh?

You get a chubby?

Interested?

Philc1 wrote:

Nalod wrote:

Philc1 wrote:Huh?

You get a chubby?

Interested?

You said "Huh". Perhaps you were confused.
We are here to help.

sarcasm is lost on the ignorant.

BlueKnickers wrote:Get a room!

Can’t. I’m not Elfrid Payton.