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I always get a kick out of Lang Whitaker. Here's his take:
http://slamonline.com/links/11152004/
I went out to dinner tonight with wifey and a few friends, and when I left the restaurant just after midnight, I checked my cellphone and saw that I'd missed 4 calls and had 3 messages. I knew something had happened. I just didn't know what. Of course, now we all know.
I hustled home and camped out in front of ESPN for three hours. I've seen the whole thing now about fifteen times. Here are my random thoughts I jotted down while watching the coverage of the brouhaha...
-- It's the Pacers fault, and it's the Pistons fault. Not just the players, but everyone -- the fans, everyone.
-- The one guy I really hope they find is that fan that threw a coke and popcorn at Jermaine O'Neal just as he walked into the tunnel.
-- The image that will stick with me for a while is the fan that was cheering at Ron Artest getting hit with the drink, who then looked terrified as Artest charged up at him. It wasn't neccessarily funny, but it was one of those realization moments, where you could actually see the thoughts being formed in the guy's head.
-- Ron Artest shouldn't have gone into the crowd. No matter what.
-- Pistons CEO Tom Wilson blamed Artest for laying on the scorer's table. Completely ridiculous.
-- You want to know Pistons organization should do if they really want to seem interested in doing the right thing? They should offer cash rewards for people to turn in the fans that started all this mess and threw stuff.
-- Ron Artest = the Forrest Gump of trouble.
-- Eddie Gill gets props for pulling back Stephen Jackson while they were rumbling in the stands.
-- On the bright side, it's a good thing this happened when it did, late in the game with a lot of the fans already gone. Imagine if it had been in the first quarter with the stands packed.
-- Jermaine O'Neal landed the punch of the night -- that thing would've brought Jim Lampley out of his chair. That was like Roy Mercer with Tommy Morrison pinned against the ropes.
-- The guy that JO clocked had no business being on the floor, nor did his friend, who squared off with Ron Ron.
-- Bill Walton said, "This is the lowest point for me in 30 years with the NBA." Mine was when Bill Walton made the 50 Greatest Players list and Dominique Wilkins didn't.
-- I don't want to say that people are over-reacting to what happened, but the guys on ESPN certainly are.
-- Sprewell choking his coach got him a 68-game suspension. Reference point for this one?
-- Why was Jim Gray on the verge of tears during the post-game coverage? Really. His voice was quivering.
-- Part of this is the NBA's fault because they're so frigging money-hungry. Do they really have to sell seats just inches away from the floor?
-- I love Stephen Jackson, but he deserves a long vacation over all this.
-- Thank goodness Jim Gray was there to let us know what Kobe Bryant thought about it.
-- By not retaliating to Ben Wallace, Artest started a brawl. How weird is that?
-- Nowhere near the violence? Rasheed Wallace. Also, Rick Mahorn, peacemaker?
-- The ESPN guys said Artest was "defending himself." Um no, he wasn't. If one fan throws a drink at you, you don't "defend youself" by running up into the stands after him. Ron's the league's best defender. He should've grabbed an umbrella and let the police go get the fan.
-- Another guy that should get locked up: the huge fat guy in an All-Daz sweatsuit (the clothing line owned by Steve Francis and Nick Van Exel, worn pretty much exclusively by NBA players and their posses) who was wearing a credential -- so someone has to know who he is, because the Pistons had to approve his request for a credential -- threw some sucker punches and was standing directly behind the scorer's table when it all started, like he couldn't wait to get involved.
-- If I was sitting there in the stands and saw Ron Artest running at me and swinging, I would probably feel some sort of impulse to fight back. Doesn't mean I actually would, though.
-- Stephen A. Smith took a few moments to defend Ben Wallace and talk about what a good citizen Ben is. But why did Ben throw a towel at the Pacers when it was all dying down?
-- Gangsta: Jamal Tinsley emerging from locker room waving a dustpan.
-- I'm guessing Ron Ron will have plenty of time to promote his rap album when all this settles.
-- Remember how Mark Cuban said the Kobe thing would be good for NBA ratings, and he was right? Just wait until Christmas Day when these teams play again on national TV. Nothing else on the tube, suspensions probably mostly over...that's going to be crazy. I'm going to have to see if we can get Omar a credential for that one.
-- Who'd have thought I could write that much stuff and not even mention a chair getting thrown?
These are just off the top of my head. I'll write more about this for Monday. Have a good weekend. And don't throw a drink on anyone.
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