This too:

OK, not to worry. Here is the plan: Let Bush govern the red states,
> and Kerry rule the blue. I have never been to any of those states
> anyway except Texas which is not really part of the US and is still in
> mourning since Daniel Boone died at the Alamo. Since the deficit, by
> nature, is in the red, they get to keep this, too. We will be happy
> to retain the UN [which they don’t want anyway] and protect the coasts
> and re-open the dialogue with the rest of the world.
>
> Cheney can go back home to Wyoming and the republican capitol can be
> in Topeka. Conservatives will be required to migrate
> to Montana,Wyoming, and the other red states where they can thrash
> around to their hearts content and defend themselves
> against Canada and Mexico, except they will all be in the National Guard
> which will be run by the Swift Boat Veterans. Assault rifles will be
> distributed by NRA Family Values, Inc, but will not require body armor
> since they are all faith-based and Bush told Pat Robertson there would
> be no casualties. We get the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, who
> didn’t want to go toIraqanyway, and, if Colin Powell promises to be
> good, he can stay, too. They get to finish up with Iraq since they
> started it and are doing such a splendid job of winning hearts and
> minds and demonstrating how democracy works and how to run prisons
> over there. We, on the other hand, will look for Osama.
>
> They can have the 10 commandments posted throughout the red states,
> where each gas fill-up will begin with prayer, but they can’t
> subscribe to the NY Times or listen to NPR. They can have Fox News
> and CNN and all of the textbooks that have replaced the theory
> evolution with creation science and astrology. We will continue with
> The West Wing and they can have Joan of Arcadia, and The Power of
> Prayer Hour. They will practice abstinence and we will have sex
> education, birth control, and condoms. However, we will continue to
> export the Cialis girl commercials and Viagra to the red states to
> allow them to demonstrate how to deal with temptation. They have to
> keepLas Vegas, too, but no Heinz ketchup and, of course, no French
> fries, and no stem cells.
>
> We will keep E Pluribus Unum [Bush is still trying to get this
> translated along with the 10,000 hours of Taliban tapes that the FBI
> is sitting on], and the republican national motto will be Cheney’s
> infamous epithet, “F–- you!” which has worked so well for them in
> Europe. This will be moderated to “F–- you, under God” by the
> Catholic church. Fox News, Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly
> will move to Kansas and anchor their evening news and church services
> until the clergy get out on parole.Wisconsin and Minnesota will represent
> the left wing of the republican nation and Cheney’s daughter will move
> there. The Bishop of Boston and all of the holy ones suspected of
> child molestation or related cover-ups will be relocated to Idaho where
> they can practice marriage ceremonies between two priests, one of whom
> must be in drag.
>
> Notice that Hawaii is among the blue states despite Cheney’s visit
> there, so we will be honored to have them.

OMG, LMAO that song is funny as hell. I was just sitting back drinking a soda. Ended up spittin it out as soon as it started playing.
Thx for the link.

Posted by martin:

Posted by MaTT4281:

OMG, LMAO that song is funny as hell. I was just sitting back drinking a soda. Ended up spittin it out as soon as it started playing.
Thx for the link.

AHAHA. That WAS funny.

Truly my pleasure.

Posted by martin:

Posted by Marv:

Posted by martin:

Posted by MaTT4281:

OMG, LMAO that song is funny as hell. I was just sitting back drinking a soda. Ended up spittin it out as soon as it started playing.
Thx for the link.

AHAHA. That WAS funny.

Truly my pleasure.

wait, is that you singing?

Ha! Then it would be funny for a whole other reason! No, it's just a link a buddy of mine passed on to me.

Posted by MaTT4281:

1,456

You go dude. Today's tidbit:

...Kerry SHOULD have given, if he had to give one at all.

Subject: Concession Speech (sic)



Concession Speech
[Former candidate Felber, flanked by his family and supporters, steps up
to the podium in the bright autumn sunlight. Cheers and applause
areheard.]

My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken
with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. [Boos, groans,
rending of garments]

I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people.
Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you
saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That's really special.
And I mean "special" in the sense that we use it to describe those kids
who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while
eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.

I concede that I misjudged the power of hate. That's pretty powerful
stuff, and I didn't see it. So let me take a moment to congratulate the
President's strategists: Putting the gay marriage amendments on the
ballot in various swing states like Ohio... well, that was just genius.
Genius. It got people, a certain kind of people, to the polls. The
unprecedented number of folks who showed up and cited "moral values" as
their biggest issue, those people changed history. The folks who
consider same sex marriage a more important issue than war, or
terrorism, or the economy... Who'd have thought the election would
belong to them? Well, Karl Rove did. Gotta give it up to him for that.
[Boos.] Now, now. Credit where it's due.

I concede that I put too much faith in America's youth. With 8 out of 10
of you opposing the President, with your friends and classmates dying
daily in a war you disapprove of, with your future being mortgaged to
pay for rich old peoples' tax breaks, you somehow managed to sit on your
asses and watch the Cartoon Network while aging homophobic hillbillies
carried the day.

You voted with the exact same anemic percentage that you did in 2000.
You suck. Seriously, y'do. [Cheers, applause] Thank you. Thank you very
much.

There are some who would say that I sound bitter, that now is the time
for healing, to bring the nation together. Let me tell you a little
story.

Last night, I watched the returns come in with some friends here in Los
Angeles. As the night progressed, people began to talk half-seriously
about secession, a red state / blue state split. The reasoning was this:
We in blue states produce the vast majority of the wealth in this
country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states receive the
majority of the money from those taxes while complaining about 'em. We
in the blue states are the only ones who've been attacked by foreign
terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung ho to fight a war in our
name. We in the blue states produce the entertainment that you consume
so greedily each day, while you in the red states show open disdain for
us and our values. Blue state civilians are the actual victims and
targets of the war on terror, while red state civilians are the ones
standing behind us and yelling "Oh, yeah!? Bring it on!"

More than 40% of you Bush voters still believe that Saddam Hussein had
something to do with 9/11. I'm impressed by that, truly I am. Your sons
and daughters who might die in this war know it's not true, the people
in the urban centers where al Qaeda wants to attack know it's not true,
but those of you who are at practically no risk believe this easy lie
because you can. As part of my concession speech, let me say that I
really envy that luxury. I concede that.

Healing? We, the people at risk from terrorists, the people who
subsidize you, the people who speak in glowing and respectful terms
about the heartland of America while that heartland insults and
excoriates us... we wanted some healing. We spoke loud and clear. And
you refused to give it to us, largely because of your "high moral
values." You knew better: America doesn't need its allies, doesn't need
to share the burden, doesn't need to unite the world, doesn't need to
provide for its future. Hell no! Not when it's got a human shield of
pointy-headed, atheistic, unconfrontational breadwinners who are willing
to pay the bills and play nice in the vain hope of winning a vote that
we can never have. Because we're "morally inferior." I suppose, we are
supposed to respect your values while you insult ours. And the big joke
here is that for 20 years, we've done just that.

It's not a "ha-ha"; funny joke, I realize, but it's a joke all the same.

Being an independent candidate gives me one luxury - as well as
conceding the election today, I am also announcing my candidacy for
President in 2008.

[Wild applause, screams, chants of "Fel-ber! Fel-ber!" Thank you.

And I make this pledge to you today: THIS time, next time, there will be
no pandering. This time I will run with all the open and joking contempt
for my opponents that our President demonstrated towards the cradle of
"liberty, the Ivy League intellectuals, the "media elite" and the
"white-wine sippers."

This time I will not pretend that the simple folk of America know just
as much as the people who devote their lives to serving and studying the
nation and the world. They don't.

So that's why I'm asking for your vote in 2008, America. I'm talking to
you, you ignorant, slack-jawed yokels, you bible-thumping, inbred
drones, you redneck, racist, chest-thumping, perennially duped;
grade-school grads.

Vote for me, because I know better, and I truly believe that I can help
your smug, sorry asses. Vote Felber in '08! Thank you, and may God, if
he does in fact exist, bless each and every one of you.

[Tumultuous cheers, applause, and foot-stomping. PULL BACK to reveal the
rest of the stage, the row of cameras, hundreds of unoccupied chairs,
and the empty field beyond.}

morePosted by Adam Felber (blog writher, comedian, & radio guy) at
November 3, 2004 02:43 PM

I'm gonna try and "sleep in" tomorrow (6:45) and won't have time to post before school.

1,455 days. So far so good. Haven't had to listen to Bush misquote/mispronounce at all since he was elected.

He had a press conference but he wouldnt allow any follow up questions which means basically no one can bust him on all his lies.

He has had the fewest press conferences of any president since woodrow wilson more than 80 years ago.

They are now sending tanks to deal with protestors.The link has a home video of the incident.


http://la.indymedia.org/news/2004/11/118865_comment.php#118868


"LOS ANGELES, November 9, 2004 - At 7:50 PM two armored tanks showed up at an anti-war protest in front of the federal building in Westwood. The tanks circled the block twice, the second time parking themselves in the street and directly in front of the area where most of the protesters were gathered. Enraged, some of the people attempted to block the tanks, but police quickly cleared the street. The people continued to protest the presence of the tanks, but about ten minutes the tanks drove off. It is unclear as to why the tanks were deployed to this location. Uploaded here is video from the event."

Almost forgot. 1,454.

Ok, doing this now and going to bed.

1,453! Getting there.

Posted by Marv:

Every day is a day closer brother.

Yeah...