Nalod wrote:HI. My name is Nalod and I am a “Phil fanboy”.
Group: Welcome. The first step to recovery is to recognize reality.
Nalod; yes, thank you. I’m a fan, but recognize he did a bad job. Can I still be a fan? Appreciate his coaching achievements?
Group: Not on the UK. He did a bad job and was the architect of our Bulls pain. You should have cut that tie long ago!
Nalod: I hated the Bulls but respected what he was doing. Again in LA he proved to be above it all.
Group: no, blame is assigned to those in the seat. Media is to blame. Fans are to blame. YOU NALOD ARE TO BLAME!!!!
Nalod: Yes I see. Did Thibs rush back Mitch and thats why he broke his foot?
Group: Yes. But we have to wait until we are under .500 before we do the Thibs burnout blame thing. stop deflecting!
Nalod: But thats what we do. Every player must be assigned a prototype and then we hindsight question.
Group: Why do you think Marv is not here anymore? He is smarter than us. You know this yet you still stay?
Nalod: IM ashamed of being a Phil Fanboy! I should burn the books and forget.
Group: Yes! Oak is good, Ewing was a warrior, Bernard was a god, Melo sold jersey’s so he must have been great, h20’s contract is all to blame, and Spree was a angel! “Starks” the dunk is all you need to know about himself and don’t look to close at Charlie Wards career and you’ll be fine.
Nalod: Thank you. Time for my meds.
Three weeks later....
Hi, my name is Nalod and it's been 21 days 4 hours and 16 minutes since I last said "He didn't trade away first rounders"
Group: Hi Nalod! Good on ya, mate!
Nalod: I must say, just admitting that I had a problem with the rings red glare supporting my ability to defend Phil's tenure here has been like a breath of fresh air.
Group: Amen, brother! Jesus, that sounds like a song!
Nalod: Although I do feel at times that he did do some good things...
Group: INTERVENTION!!!
Nalod: No, not the water board again! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Group: Okay, look brother, no one's here to condemn your love of Phil's winning coaching ways...
Voice yelling from the back: But the coat-hangered arsehole couldn't win with just Pippen, could he?
Group: Shut up, jrod!
Nalod: I truly appreciate that folks, I feel I'm approaching a real break through on my passive-agressive Phil-love/Melo-hate.
Group: Your time will come, brother, Just give it time and honesty.
Nalod: I truly believe all this incessant losing (even during seasons of winning) has further exacerbated my condition... if only it had worked out with KP...
Group: Let it out. It's the key to healing.
Nalod: Why! Why the NTC??? That fat, hat-wearing Mooby! I hate him! I hate his smirk, his iso, his cheerio smelling wife, exwife, whatever she is ...
Group: Center your focus on the Portland bench. He's sitting on the bench, forget the minutes he plays, just breathe, Nalod, breathe...
Nalod: Okay, okay. If only Randle didn't just bully his way into those short fading jumpers... RJ, playing bully ball... I hate it! I hate the unconscious references!!! Don't these people know what they're saying??!?!??
Group: Just remember the mantra.... Dolan hired him, Dolan hired him, Dolan hired him...