What better place to insert another ray of homer sunshine than after a glimpse of beauty like that.
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RJ fulfills the fishmike "taller, better, faster version of Jimmy Butler", with even less (to actually no) headcase issues. Quickley lives up to his billing and pre-season small sample size hype and becomes the de-facto starter and answer at PG for the next 15 years. Shades of Clyde with an even better than H20 outside shot.
Knox blossoms into the new BK gameface, with the long range and mid-range game to go with it. Back to back 50's against Dallas are on the way!!!
Frank muscles his long wingspan in and becomes the defensive specialist and 45% 3 point threat everyone wants him to be, even knicks1248! With Quick, RJ and Knox in starter roles, Frankie wins 6th Man of the Year by a huge margin!
MitchRob goes a third of the season before fouling out even once!!! Leads the league in blocks, deflections, and 3 pt perimeter defense, while re-setting the NBA record shooting 85% from the field! He even breaks Spree's record by hitting 10 threes in a row in one game with no misses! He mimics MJ at Mike Breen and Breen almost spits up a lung laughing and screaming "BANG"... MitchRob gets the energy drink contract instantly after that game...
Obi-One is an early season injury replacement starter as Randle goes down with something minor and Obi entrenches himself with a defensive intensity no one's seen since Oak and Mase. Thibs does one-finger push ups on the sidelines every time Obi draws a charge or blocks a shot that starts a fast break.
Our bench is suddenly loaded with vets killing it to get themselves their next contracts.
We surprise the rest of the division, including the Brooklyn Pawns and win it outright. Our yoots all remain healthy and vibrantly happy, sporting the new throwback 1999 blue and orange and black Finals edition unis.
I will let the rest happily playout in the playoffs.