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Knicks prayer for good luck.......Can I have a witness my brothers!!!
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Nalod
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5/16/2017  10:03 AM
We, the faithful pray to the almighty and ask that you support Clyde, our prophet who you so bestoyed upon us to lead us to the promised land oh so many years ago to once again help us heal our wounded pride to restore our self esteem. We are greatful for our children, their health, food on the table, our spouse, their love and support, but just have a small favor to ask...........
Can you help the ping pong balls just a bit?

Jimmy Dolan has made his peace, he has bought music to the masses and has repented his evil ways and refrained from fire water bringing clarity to his world and his family.
He has helped many in need, and for sure has been a dick to those not in need, but thats not that bad? Right? A drunk Lawyer called him out and he over reacted? Again, it was a drunk Lawyer, an agent of the devil. He has made peace with Spree because Spree has made peace with Spree. Oh lord, I know you have tried to touch Oak and bring him peace, but Oak has said: "Touch me and see what happens". Even to you?

Ok, we ask you, the almighty basketball fan to help us! Its been over 40 years we have wandered the desert in starphuchedness. Moses has returned (PHil kind of looks like Moses if he grew a long beard and carried a staff)to lead. He went astray from the knick faith but is back. He brings the old ways of ball movement and ball sharing, just like you taught our fathers, and our fathers before, and before them..........The messenger Holzman so showed us your devine offense.

Phil is not a perfect man, but a man of basketball.

Please bestow upon Clyde who draws upon the color palate you so gave our beautiful world and has woven it into the fabric of his life and his suits! Yes, a man instead of preening, arguing, or of anger instead channeled his energy into the task at hand. A man devoted to task. A man truly devoted to his craft and the game.

We need a player for the people, a player who bestows the goodness to help feed the unicorn you so bestowed upon us previously. We have seen the error of our ways and will expel the golden Mooby from our devine theater of the round!

Perhaps this man will reside at pick #7. You tested Lillard at 8 and Curry also. We seek your guidence and are greatful

Thank you our basketball god for all that you have provided to us and the patience to rebuild and resist the wicked the starphuchedness that tempts us daily!

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fishmike
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5/16/2017  12:27 PM
Amen!
"winning is more fun... then fun is fun" -Thibs
BigDaddyG
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5/16/2017  12:58 PM

Always... always remember: Less is less. More is more. More is better and twice as much is good too. Not enough is bad, and too much is never enough except when it's just about right. - The Tick
fwk00
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5/16/2017  1:40 PM
Nalod wrote:We, the faithful pray to the almighty and ask that you support Clyde, our prophet who you so bestoyed upon us to lead us to the promised land oh so many years ago to once again help us heal our wounded pride to restore our self esteem. We are greatful for our children, their health, food on the table, our spouse, their love and support, but just have a small favor to ask...........
Can you help the ping pong balls just a bit?

Jimmy Dolan has made his peace, he has bought music to the masses and has repented his evil ways and refrained from fire water bringing clarity to his world and his family.
He has helped many in need, and for sure has been a dick to those not in need, but thats not that bad? Right? A drunk Lawyer called him out and he over reacted? Again, it was a drunk Lawyer, an agent of the devil. He has made peace with Spree because Spree has made peace with Spree. Oh lord, I know you have tried to touch Oak and bring him peace, but Oak has said: "Touch me and see what happens". Even to you?

Ok, we ask you, the almighty basketball fan to help us! Its been over 40 years we have wandered the desert in starphuchedness. Moses has returned (PHil kind of looks like Moses if he grew a long beard and carried a staff)to lead. He went astray from the knick faith but is back. He brings the old ways of ball movement and ball sharing, just like you taught our fathers, and our fathers before, and before them..........The messenger Holzman so showed us your devine offense.

Phil is not a perfect man, but a man of basketball.

Please bestow upon Clyde who draws upon the color palate you so gave our beautiful world and has woven it into the fabric of his life and his suits! Yes, a man instead of preening, arguing, or of anger instead channeled his energy into the task at hand. A man devoted to task. A man truly devoted to his craft and the game.

We need a player for the people, a player who bestows the goodness to help feed the unicorn you so bestowed upon us previously. We have seen the error of our ways and will expel the golden Mooby from our devine theater of the round!

Perhaps this man will reside at pick #7. You tested Lillard at 8 and Curry also. We seek your guidence and are greatful

Thank you our basketball god for all that you have provided to us and the patience to rebuild and resist the wicked the starphuchedness that tempts us daily!

LMAO. Great!

Paris907
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5/16/2017  5:18 PM
MAy Clyde bring US back to the promised land
Moonangie
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5/16/2017  7:45 PM
Amen, brother Nalod. Can we get a hallelujah from the choir?
93BUICK
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5/16/2017  8:49 PM
And a blessing to Knick fans everywhere
If you are still following the team and reading sites like this, there is nothing, short of your own demise, that is going to throw you off this train.
Allanfan20
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5/16/2017  8:53 PM
F-uck
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
Dagger
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5/16/2017  8:54 PM    LAST EDITED: 5/16/2017  8:55 PM
Shafted again.

Can't even be that mad because Knicks did this to themselves like they always do.

meloshouldgo
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5/16/2017  10:13 PM
I don't pray and I don't do luck. I am a scientist and a student of randomness and probabilities. I wanted the Knicks to tank because it was in their best interests. But there were others who wanted to see "Knicks compete". PUKE
I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only try to make them think - Socrates
Knicks prayer for good luck.......Can I have a witness my brothers!!!

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