MJ took his call?

MJ: Hey phil, NO I DON"T WANT MELO!!!!
Phil: Oak raging in Garden, 4 rows back from Dolan, can you talk to him?
MJ: 4 rows back? Whose bright Idea was that?
PHil: I know, I was trying to put him closer! Can you talk to him?
MJ: Oak don't hear when he like that, you got one of those animal tranquilizer guns?
Phil: What?
MJ: yeah, Oak drinks, you need Crocodile Dundee as part of security!
PHil: Nope. I told him we'd erect a statue of him slapping Tyrone Hill over money owned from a dice game.
MJ: He didn't hear you, did he?
Phil: Can you talk to him?
MJ: Don't work no more. I know, I'll have Jason Williams bring a limo to pick him up!
Phil: Damn Mike, thats cold. Police are coming, they going to arrest him.
MJ: Ok, let me talk to him!
Oak: he hurt me, he hurt me!!! I want respect!!
MJ: Whose Mikes favorate Charles now?
Oak: Mike, that you? It hurts!!!
MJ: Whats your wife going to think? And you mother in Cleveland!
Oak: Miiike, Dolan had Rory Sparrow honored !!!! It hurts!!!!
MJ: You phuched up man, You have dinner?
Oak: Drank it!
MJ: Remember, Las Vega's gonna come up again, you got hurt. Did I hurt you?
Oak: no
MJ: Did the guards who were trying to stop you from violating the honeys at my party hurt you?
oak: no
MJ: you a big man, tough, so who hurts Oak?
oak: Oak hurt Oak?
MJ: Thats right, cops there yet?
Oak: yeah, Think I can do a Mike Tyson one man broadway thing? See my name in lights "OAK".......
MJ: actually that be pretty good. Don' tforget the part when you said you want to meet in a locked room with Dolan.
Oak: Yeah, but I wouldn't hurt him..........unless he touched me first! He wouldn't shake my hand a few years back!!
MJ: You know Phil cares right?
Oak: Yeah, I know.
MJ: He don't. You know I care about you, right?
Oak: Of course.....
MJ: Charles, I don't care about anybody! You know that! Go to jail, go on Steven A tomorrow, he'll fix it. He is golden.
Phil: Mike, they cuffed him and taking him in.
MJ: I'll trade you Ramon Sessions for DRose......
Phil: Good one. You were the best.
MJ: None better
Phil: Think you might want to help me with Melo? Talk to him.
MJ: Nope. Don't do that.
Phil: he is one of your Nike Air people, he could use your wisdom
MJ: Nope, Don't care. Not my problem.
Phil: What about paying it forward, mentoring?
MJ: nope, i want to beat everyone. Even you. Why you never have me up to the ranch? Eat Shrooms and Shyt?
Phil: Dude, you should never trip. Remember that one time when you Did? Your nervous breakdown?
MJ: Yeah, we made a movie about it! Maybe KP can be the WHite Mon-Star???
Phil: I love you man!!!
MJ: Same here, I love me too!