Phenomenal start, let's assess some of the elements:
Melo -- showing why he is the third best player in the NBA
O'Quinn -- wow, his play matches his stellar personality. A star in the league but the league don't know it yet!
Pete Sampras -- can this guy finally give up on his dream of being a Knick point guard and just go back to playing tennis? Such a great tennis player, such a sh!tty point guard. Australian Open is in three months, leave us and start training for that.
Porz -- the kid is Teflon. He can sputter and stall, but we will always love him.
Sasha -- every other team seems to have a guy like him, now we have one. Solid pro, scorer, with his minutes he will not hurt his team. Love guys like him.
Stymie -- another solid player. We can trust him. Love the guy.
Lou, Lance -- thanks for the help last year
The Greek Freak's Brother -- the Cooper Manning of basketball
Derrick #1 -- we now see why he was a second round draft pick. Yes, the man can play and score.
Derek #2 -- This guy is clearly a lover not a fighter. A future Bill Cosby. Possibly a future OJ. Unstable. Shouldn't even be an usher at the Garden. He scares me. He needs to be removed.
Rebecca Harlot -- first three stories last night were all about the same guy (Grant)! Had to look down to her notes to recall the Colonel at West Point's name! Huge forehead, she should not push her hair back -- her forehead reminds me of a backboard. Fire Rebecca, bring back Tina!