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holfresh
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![]() Amid a growing belief in the long-term health risks of sitting, what is a sports fan to do?
http://www.wsj.com/articles/sports-sitting-will-kill-us-all-1443635202 It’s confirmed: Watching sports will slowly kill us all. And I’m not just referring to fans of the 0-3 Detroit Lions. The other day the Journal’s health columnist Sumathi Reddy wrote a very troubling column in which she detailed the medical community’s growing belief in the long-term health risks of sitting. Yes, sitting. I didn’t say smoking three packs of Luckys. Sitting. As in sitting down, kicking back, putting your dogs up, relaxing.
Just sitting here writing this stylish, absolutely unforgettable sports column, I am putting my body—my life—at risk for your mild amusement. I know. It’s scary. It makes you want to…sit down. The scariest thing is, as sports fans, we’re sitting on our butts all the time. Sports fans have elevated sitting to an art form. A sports fan slumped on a couch with a beer and potato chips on his or her shirt could practically be the American flag. We sit for football. We sit for basketball. We sit for the 90-hour draft. We sit for everything. Every night, and hours upon hours on the weekends. Sunday night, after that last NFL game, the couch has made a sad crater outline of your body. It’s a disaster. Think of how many times you have said: “All I want to do today/tonight is just sit and watch the game.” Mounting evidence says you’re making a dangerous mistake. And it isn’t just the TV room that is a risk. We’re always sitting at live sporting events, too. We’re sitting at the tailgate, in that $10 lawn chair. Then we’re sitting in the car for at least an hour in traffic leaving the game. And when you get home, exhausted, you need sit down. Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhh! Modern arenas and stadiums do us no favors, either. Everybody’s getting rid of those aluminum benches and hard plastic chairs and replacing them with comfy, cushiony luxury seats that encourage you to plop down like you’re in your own downstairs sports cave. Everyone’s too preoccupied with their plush seats and smartphones and $18 Cobb salads to bother rising to their feet. Behind home plate at a Yankees game looks like the waiting lounge at a real estate office. Last Sunday, my friend Miami Dom texted me photos from his trip to the Dolphins-Bills game. He was sitting in a fancy “Living Room Suite” at Sun Life Stadium that looked like something out of a Homer Simpson fantasy—cushy chairs, surrounded by TVs, mere feet from the actual NFL football game being played on the field. You’re killing yourself, Miami Dom! Stand up before it’s too late! (Dom’s going to be OK. He co-owns a bunch of CrossFit gyms and can lift a Toyota.) What’s to be done? The obvious answer is “standing,” but standing isn’t always practical—or polite. At a baseball game, you’re going to get a “Down in Front.” Then you’re going to get a “Down in Front, UNPRINTABLE IN NEWSPAPER WORD.” In the bleachers, you’re just going to get a Bud Light to the back of your head. Also: Isn’t standing partly the responsibility of the home team? The team needs to be doing something positive to lift the crowd to its feet, no? They’re on their feet at Wrigley these days, but have you watched a Chicago Bears game lately? They make you want to hide under your seat. And what about players? Shouldn’t we be worried about our favorite players? They’re sitting on benches and dugouts and, in European soccer, in those leather loungers from Captain Kirk’s garage. Are we shaving years off their careers? Shouldn’t they all be standing? (Not you, Jonathan Papelbon. You can sit.) Who really stands anymore? The standing-room-only section? Golf fans? Friends watching friends compete in triathlons? Duke University? Does this mean all those blue-bodied Cameron Crazies will live forever? Sheesh. The evidence is clear: we all need to get off our behinds a little bit. I’m not saying you need to start right this second, but let’s do a little advance planning for an event you’re going to host in early February. Here’s how it would go: 1. Invite all of your friends to your house for the Super Bowl on Feb. 7, 2016. It’s going to be the New York Jets vs. the Toronto Raptors. You can pencil it down now. 2. Don’t tell anyone it’s a “Standing” Super Bowl Party. You want people to show up. 3. The morning of the big game, move all your furniture out onto the street. Yes, even the beanbag chair. Sitting in that stupid beanbag chair probably took away 35 years of your life. 4. When your guests arrive, they’ll arrive to an empty house with just the TV. 5. Inform them of the rules. They can watch, they can eat and drink, but absolutely no sitting. Not sitting on the floor. No leaning on the wall. No sleeping atop the keg. Your friends have to stand for the entire Super Bowl—even the terrible commercials. 6. At halftime, take everyone out for a brisk three-mile jog. Yes, your friends will never speak to you again. But it will be worth it, because you will have saved lives. It’s time to take a stand. |
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arkrud
Posts: 32217 Alba Posts: 7 Joined: 8/31/2005 Member: #995 USA |
![]() holfresh wrote:Amid a growing belief in the long-term health risks of sitting, what is a sports fan to do? I think that all activities are good in moderation. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet
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WaltLongmire
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![]() I've heard/read talk of this kind of thing related to all sitting "activities" over the past couple of years.
Here is a simple work solution found in a couple of clicks. Assuming that some of you guys have seen this kind of thing...seems like a simple and good idea. Retired, but spend enough time at the computer so that this kind of thing might be worth a try. EnySpree: Can we agree to agree not to mention Phil Jackson and triangle for the rest of our lives?
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TPercy
Posts: 28010 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 2/5/2014 Member: #5748 |
![]() I can never sit for such a long period time watching sports(Partly because I a am ADHD). I usually end up standing and yelling at the tv in frustration or happiness especially when I am watching the Knicks.
The Future is Bright!
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Dagger
Posts: 22065 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 4/12/2012 Member: #4184 |
![]() You need to sit to live your life, it's not like you can just cut out sitting from your daily routine. I have news for you: the oxygen you breathe every second of every day is slowly killing you as well, but try abstaining from breathing for a couple of minutes and let me know how great you feel. Really all you can do is try and exercise more frequently and maybe stand up and stretch out your limbs at work a few more times a day, but for those of us with desk jobs, sitting for prolonged periods is an unavoidable aspect of our lives.
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Nalod
Posts: 71378 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
![]() ![]() IM using this. About $600. Not cheap, but neither is my medical deducable! |
ChuckBuck
Posts: 28851 Alba Posts: 11 Joined: 1/3/2012 Member: #3806 USA |
![]() Is this cheating?
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Vmart
Posts: 31800 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 5/23/2002 Member: #247 USA |
![]() I don't know about you guys but I pace and curse a lot when I watch my team's play.
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