I love these guys. It says so much.
The guy in the 'Cuse jersey. He is the "funny fat guy" of the bunch. The dumb one, he's funny and because he's the biggest they all laugh at his stuff. He works in his dads construction company and got a fat girlfriend who he will marry. He gets more ***** than the other guys but he has the lowest upside of any of them.
Got Melo guy with his arm around DLee guy who is masterbating or thinks he's What? Is that Hip Hop? I don't get it. He is gonna DUI into the swamp on the Belt Parkway and won't see his 25 birthday. The group Stoner and looks forward to a long frustrating career as failed recording artist and will be a hit as the Wedding DJ guy.
The "Spreewell guy", this guy is the one you have to watch. He stole his mothers bus money to buy that jersey. He stays in his room a lot and even the priest is worried. He wishes he can be free like Spree.
Now, Melo guy is not gay, he is just soft and drunk. He is actually the one who'll make it out of Queens and do something with his life. Masterbating DLee gave him too much weed and he is just kind happy to be there.
Duke guy if his hat was forward wouldn't even look like he's with these guys. At first glance it would appear cuz he has a duke shirt on he is smarter than the rest. At second glance thats not really a stretch. The white watch says "LAX Bro" means he is a lacrosse playing meathead and Im thinking he goes to SUNY Albany and plays club lacrosse. His parents moved to the Island and he likes to hand with his old friends.
Whats weird is over the right shoulder of Melo and over the right shoulder of masterbating Dlee seem to be older facsimiles of themselves. I said THEIR right shoulder!
They drafted Kostas Papanikolaou in 2012.
Other reasons why I would never go:


