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Papabear
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1/15/2015  9:15 AM    LAST EDITED: 1/15/2015  9:17 AM
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The Knicks got into London airport to get into the country. The security asked to see their passports. They asked them what was their occupation and the Knicks said they were professional basketball players. Then security denied all of their passports for lying and impersonating a professional basketball player.


Just having fun during these hard times. do you have a Knicks joke to tell?

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1/15/2015  10:55 AM
Knick Jokes?

A Rabbi, A Monk and a priest...............

Wait, thats Amare, Phil and Wear!!!!!

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1/15/2015  10:59 AM
Nalod wrote:Knick Jokes?

A Rabbi, A Monk and a priest...............

Wait, thats Amare, Phil and Wear!!!!!

thats pretty good

doesn't make up for the OP joke though

so here is what phil is thinking ....
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1/15/2015  1:26 PM
Papabear wrote:Papabear Says

The Knicks got into London airport to get into the country. The security asked to see their passports. They asked them what was their occupation and the Knicks said they were professional basketball players. Then security denied all of their passports for lying and impersonating a professional basketball player.


Just having fun during these hard times. do you have a Knicks joke to tell?

you a funny dude!
I actually believed your post for all the problems Knicks got!
wasnt surprised if it happened for true!

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1/15/2015  2:55 PM
From today's Wall Street Journal (p. A22)
On Wednesday, Anthony joined Prince Harry at St. James's Palace for a graduation ceremony at a British academy that teaches people how to coach basketball. Anthony presented the 30-year-old Prince with a pair of his sneakers (size 15) and a No. 15 Knicks jersey that read "Wales" on the back.

It was an honor," Anthony told reporters. "It's royalty. You can feel it. When you come to London, you can feel the royalty. To be right there in front of him, you get that energy and vibe. You get the royal feeling."

Hooray for the gene pool cult that is the British Monarchy!

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1/15/2015  3:08 PM
Late steam on UNDER 198.5
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Knicks1969
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1/15/2015  3:14 PM
Knicks are getting embarrassed on an international soil
Thank God Fisher is no longer our coach, now let's get Calderon out of here:)
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1/15/2015  3:15 PM
1st Qtr 10:25
MIL 6 NYK 0
mreinman
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1/15/2015  3:15 PM
Melo must really be happy and proud that he suited up.

btw, nice pass out of the double team

so here is what phil is thinking ....
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1/15/2015  3:19 PM
this is comical. JKidd know that Melo will not pass (quick enough) on the double team.

He is sending the double every time.

so here is what phil is thinking ....
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1/15/2015  3:20 PM
1st Qtr 7:54
MIL 12 NYK 0
mreinman
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1/15/2015  3:21 PM
only midrange shots nice
so here is what phil is thinking ....
BRIGGS
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1/15/2015  3:22 PM
Just when you thought they couldnt play worse they do.
RIP Crushalot😞
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1/15/2015  3:22 PM
14-0

love it.

tank ... right ... who cares.

so here is what phil is thinking ....
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1/15/2015  3:24 PM
This is an NBA team?? Missing first 10 shots... wow are they nervous
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1/15/2015  3:24 PM
BRIGGS wrote:Just when you thought they couldnt play worse they do.

I had a feeling this would happen. Long layoff and STAT N MELO rusty plus no D!!! Bad combination for the start of game. Hopefully they'll settle in and at least make it respectable.

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1/15/2015  3:25 PM
1st Qtr 5:29
MIL 14 NYK 4
mreinman
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1/15/2015  3:25 PM
nixluva wrote:
BRIGGS wrote:Just when you thought they couldnt play worse they do.

I had a feeling this would happen. Long layoff and STAT N MELO rusty plus no D!!! Bad combination for the start of game. Hopefully they'll settle in and at least make it respectable.

of course you did. surprised you did not "KNOW" that it would happen.

so here is what phil is thinking ....
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1/15/2015  3:27 PM
nixluva wrote:
BRIGGS wrote:Just when you thought they couldnt play worse they do.

I had a feeling this would happen. Long layoff and STAT N MELO rusty plus no D!!! Bad combination for the start of game. Hopefully they'll settle in and at least make it respectable.

I'm not watching this game, but base on the score..tell me how the young guys are progressing mentally..I know were trying to build a winning culture

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1/15/2015  3:29 PM
melo is getting crushed on defense crushed
so here is what phil is thinking ....
GT: Knicks denied Pass Port to get in England. Turned away at London gate. Game at 3pm EST

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