We can still eat while in the sub

We call those sandwiches submarines too

The tank is too high

It's above land, we got to go below sea levels

I will longer refer to tanking anymore, in my mind we're

Submarining, Marining, or Subing

Plus a sub can take a tank out if needed

With Ballistic missile launches, join the movement

Knicks need to win four more games this season.

Knicks win!

earthmansurfer wrote:Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record.

Finishing as the worst guarantees A Top 3 finish

fishmike wrote:we dont have a star player as good as Thad Young to jettison to make it a true tank.

We have Melo "Back Spasms" Anthony. That ought to do the trick. If his spasms heal up, he can always develop an in-grown toenail or sumpin.

F500ONE wrote:

VCoug wrote:I don't think it's actually possible for any team to be worse than the 76ers and besides, I don't think we need to be. The four worst teams in the league have a combined 72% chance of winning the lottery and the three worst teams have a combined 60% chance. That's where we should be finishing; a bottom 3 or 4 record.

Isn't it sad to think we have no chance

To catch the Sixers they are so criminally skull dangerous

Maybe Dec 15th changes the tide

If you're Top 1 you can finish no lower than 4th[just fact checked]

Finishing 4th could be very dangerous

Currently we sit 7th not good enough

I'll be hitting up Subway today

To Eat healthy and promote the Sub movement

Well, in a 3-way tie for 5th with Charlotte and OKC. OKC will obviously improve once they get healthier, though they might not make the playoffs in the ridiculous West. Charlotte's weird and I'm not sure what's going on there but if they start playing like they did last year we should be worse than them, again.

Bonn1997 wrote:Sixers might go 0-82!

No, they are magical beings who bend time and NBA rules. They will go 0-84.

earthmansurfer wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

earthmansurfer wrote:Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record.

Finishing as the worst guarantees A Top 3 finish

Ahh, the worst record gets a top 3 pick and the 2nd worst can finish anywhere in the lotto? Mathematically if we are top 3-5 I think we have a good chance at maintaining that spot.
No chance we finish worse than Philly, but we do have a chance to be 2nd or 3rd worst.

I worry a bit about Melo being out though. Nothing against him, but the triangle works well with ball movement (and some ISO or course). I just wonder if we start playing better (as a team) without him and start winning more games. In the grand scheme I would say no as Melo is too talented. Perhaps him sitting here and there does more harm than good (for our record.)

Actually Top 3 assures no worse than a 4th pick

I made the correction in a subsequent post

We want to sink to the bottom of the Conference ocean