Stat staying healthy; yeah, that will happen.
Lamar Odom retires before camp starts.
THJr. takes the SMOTY.
Phil hires an ex-Knick with brains to coach, no not Darrel Walker, Chris Dudley or Bill Hoss Cartwright.
Melo signs for less and shuts most people up.
Phil then gets some Love.
Phil then gets us a real PG.
Shump plays consistently well the whole season, injury free.
JR does nothing stupid.
Cole Aldrich becomes a quality backup 5.
Pablo shoots more and becomes deadly.
tkf gets a job in the Hawks front office.
guns becomes admin on UltimateHornets.com.
Bonn becomes CEO of Credit Suisse and is never heard from again.
dtkf posts two (2) "Melo's good stat line" threads. Without any retractions or apologies.
Nalod cancels his data plan and internet, gets a second mortgage, paints his face like a checkered flag, dances on his courtside seat at Barclays for the rest of his life.
playa2 returns as an atheistic communist sympathizer who could care less about the US government.
He posts incessantly about how he likes Barg's underrated spin moves.