Nalod was walking from lunch and a bush was on fire, started talking to me: "Let Melo go, you know why!"
Nalod like: "What the........what you talking about willis?"
Burning Bush: "Dude, you will not proceed if you defy me!"
Nalod: "Ok, your a bush, your on fire, but no heat, no smoke, so wanna give me a hint"
Buring BUsh: "YOUR KNICKS PRAYED TO THE FALSE GOD, A GOLDEN MOOBY"
Nalod: "Ok, thats just me being funny, right? YOu know, sarcasim!"
Buring Bush: "Really, then why no "Chips" Homey in 40 years!"
Nalod: "c'mon man, we gotta do Sonny Werblin, Layden, Isiah, etc etc all over again? Its old news bro"
Burning bush: "The sea was parted, Jordan was exiled for a year! What else did you want!"
Nalod: ok, but then Dolan Came along!
Burning Bush: "Excuses!!" "I gave you Ewing! I gave you Riley! I gave you Starks"!
Nalod: Don't be offended, but you suck as Knick GM!
Burning Bush: Let me spell it out:
Nalod: GOlden Mooby is Melo and your pissed off that we offended you by "Coming Home" and want to punish us for 40 more years!
Buring Bush: "Yep"!! But Im thinking thats too harsh and was having a bad day. Stern retired and Im more chill now!"
Nalod" Thank god!
Burning Bush: "Good one!"
Nalod: So what now?
Burning bush: I heard your calls for PHil Jackson, I heard your Cries!
Nalod: You read UK? wait, do you post?
Burning bush: Just a guest. BUt I heard your cries! So I threw you a bone!
Nalod: So you depict me as the dude praying to the sky's and respond by giving us PHil Jax?
I also asked for Bar Rafieli!
Burning bush: My finest work! Thats private stash!
Nalod: Ok, you know im grateful for Mrs Nalod!
Burning bush: Damn right skippy!
Nalod: I see the resemblence! Yes! I see it! Phil is Moses!
Burning Bush: Dude is chill right? 11 rings! Auerbach got to big for his britchs!
Nalod: So we have to let Melo go?
Burning Bush: Do you want Lebron?
Nalod: Wow! Now your talking! The UK boys will be real happy with me! I bought them Phil, now Lebron!!! I'd rather have Bar Rafaeli and call it a day!
Burning Bush: Lebron is my other masterpiece, but Since Im the all knowing and have to leave you with a riddle to wreck your mind and in time they'll call you a prophet, or even a MESSIAH!
Nalod: I don't want to be a messiah!
Buring bush: Why?
Nalod: They die young! How about season tickets and Jessica Alba?
Burning bush: Greedy, be careful or I'll give you Mariah Carey!
Nalod: Lets talk hoop, cuz I see your not some genie granting me three wishes right?
Buring Bush: Good man. BTW want a stock tip? Buy AKBA.........
Nalod: What about Lebron? Melo? KLove?
Burning Bush: Tell your UK friends to just chill, He will lead you to the promise land!
Nalod: Thats some prophetic stuff, but thats "The lion King" right?
Burning Bush: Oops, sorry
Nalod: So just chill, let it happen and be patient?
Burning Bush: Pretty much, y'all read to much into stuff!
Nalod: What happend to Playa2?
Burning Bush: with all my powers thats what you ask of me?
Nalod: I didn't want to offend you and ask for money, YOu won't share Bar with me, Alba is married, even you can't get me front row tickets, so Im just asking?
Burning bush: Oh, that illuminati thing, the eye, the new order.....Its all real BTW. Its how shyt gets done. My children are all lazy socialists who pray to me for everything so to keep it real we have to manipulate it!
Nalod: OMG!!!!! so your saying its all a big conspiracy!!!!
Burning Bush: Naw man, Im just phuching with you man! Sure there are big powerful bad people out there and we get a Hitler, Stalin and other evil dudes but things don't all happen for a reason. Donahy, you know the ref guy, he is loony tunes! But Wrestling is fake which you all know but choose to ignore. Lots of things happen because you want to believe and once in a while a guy like Hitler gets put in power. Remember, the people put hitler in power!
Nalod: but, but, you gave us phil Jax, you gave us......Hope!
Burning bush: Wake the phuch up son, you tripped on the sidewalk and hit your head! The rest of your day is going to suck BTW, but you'll be fine! BTW, Brooklyn will cover the spread tonite!
4/25/2014 6:14 PM
