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Nalod
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3/12/2014  12:07 PM    LAST EDITED: 3/12/2014  12:47 PM
I broke Lent.......Jesus told me its ok to only discuss Phil Jax. I asked him why, he said Phil and him are cousins so its a family thing, and the 40 days started before this became an event.

I asked him if it was a miricle and he replied:

"Yes, if it were biblicle times it would be depicted as one. Dolan is a Pharoh of sorts (enslavement of knick fans and MSG employees, despite highly compensated)and after 40 years its time to "Let my knick people go.....". Phil is kind of like Moses and is tight with god. Jordan and Kobe were a diciple of the Devil and phil was sent to reign them in. They dominated basketball but not the earth. Phil is rewarded. So basically Phil is "Choosen" to lead the Knicks who have suffered for so long.

I was given an exemption but can also post gif's and pictures but not words unless im spreading the word about Phil.

So you see, its all quite good. Besides, Im not Catholic!!!! Its why Jesus talks to me also. He likes my views on the knicks and we speak the same language. He also approves my approach to Playa2 christian fear mongering and says he got it all wrong. There is no "New world order"

He does like the Alba thread and says he and god made Jessica Alba to bring all people together. Shes not white, shes not black, shes not hispanic, or Asian...........Shes perfect! I asked him if she was the model then why not give her more acting ability and he replied "She's an actress?" I asked him about the Kardashians and he got very angry but said the big butt thing on them is actually a joke and they (him and his pops) are amused that their butts are so revered.

I asked him about Melo and he said he would not interfere and he would have to seek his own path. He feels bad for MDA as Melo seemingly is chasing him out but he is getting paid big so it won't matter. He said MDA is treated well for overseeing one of his other projects named "Nash". Him and God created Nash who was destined to be a Hockey great (god loves hockey) but they wanted to see if they could steer him to the NBA. They bet a dollar like the "Duke Brothers" in "Trading places"!

I asked him about how long it would take for Phil to get it won in NY and he said he really did not know. They like sports and don't interfere except for free agents and draft picks. They let the games play out and never interfere in games. I asked him why They punished Cleveland by moving lebron and they said they keep trying to wipe out cleveleand! River on fire was not enough of a sign? He's pissed at the name "Indians", moved the Browns! Moved Lebron! Let Boozer leave (They are Duke Fans!!!). He would like to see Lebron on the knicks.

I asked him about Pat RIley and he said he is very dark. I asked why then did he let lebron go there? He said Lebron was enroute to knicks. Its why the Greenwich CT anouncement. Riley and the Devil kept working at it and when God and Jesus got busy with another project (took their eye off the ball)they swooped in and tempted him with the good weather thing.

I asked about Dolan and he said they don't get rid of bad people, its up to people to work it out. He said Dolan is a fool and petty but not a bad person. He said they have a hard enough time offing really bad people like Hitler and Stalin types so guys like Dolan just exist. I asked about CAA, he said its the Devil's agency.

While I was at it I enquired:

1. Larry Brown: "Best coach on the planet but flawed" We love him!
2. Marbury: "Fool to waste his talent!" We got high one day and we wanted to see if he would eat vasaline!
3. Nate Robinson: "was an experiement of ours, he is gifted!"
4. Clyde: "We love him!", we loved the 70-73 Knicks!!! Jerry Lucas trade was ours!
5. 69' Mets: Vietnam was a bummer and we needed comic relief!
6. David Stern: "worked for us! We made it work didn't we?"
7. Steroids in Baseball: "we gave you roids for a reason!!, up to you to decide"
8. Concussions in football: "we are trying deemphizize the game. Too much time on Sundays devoted to it and idol worship out of hand"
9. Weed: "making progress!!!!" for people who don't like to drink!
10. Gay rights: "We made same sex attration to moderate population growth and a path for priesthood. we still working on it but its part of "all men are created equal". Wars don't work anymore so we put this out there as way of folk finding their way."
11. Lakers: "Jerry Buss made a deal with the devil and its expired. If Melo goes there its because he is chasing money."
12. Melo:"We gave him gifts. We are confused. we don't like starphuching as we don't like idol worship. Melo is one ours that has to make his own decisions. We don't guide him."
13. Lebron: "our masterpiece. We were hanging out and got drunk and decided since we did so many women we did a "Weird Science" thing to create the perfect athlete. We were glade he did not pick football! We made Jim Brown and Barry Sanders but they picked football. Barkley was suppose to play football BTW!! Deon Sanders we failed at and we didn't make Bo Jackson tall enough. Lebron we spend more time on and go it right. We made David Thompson but we did not see Cocaine coming!
14: Isiah: Fallen prohphet. We presented Anucah as "the last temptation". It worked, but then he got extended.
15: Donnie Walsh: "Donnie get up from that wheelchair and Walk!!!" He did!!!! " again, stern works for us so we put it together but then Dolan got anxious"
16: Gallo and Melodrama Trade: "Again, it was going to take a few years but Dolan is impatient. God and I do well with Draft picks and Dolan traded them". "
17: Mozgov: "guy is an NBA player who appeared from thin air, right? That was a gift. I mean really, how many can we do without looking like we play favorites! We tried to help Donnie. We did."

He would not take monatary questions or about Obama.

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smackeddog
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3/12/2014  12:13 PM
Jesus forgives you for this post Nalod
jrodmc
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3/12/2014  2:10 PM
If Nalod ever did see Jesus, all he would be able to contribute is checking under the robe to see the circumcision.

And God the Father will not forgive Nalod for #10, the Christmas Re-visited thread and not mentioning Otis Birdsong.
The Holy Spirit is undecided.

Peter, Mary and Joseph all think he's a dickhead.


Phil Jackson is on the case. A boatload more credibility than Rat Riley. I'm happy and Lent is for morons.

Nalod
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3/12/2014  3:33 PM
Don't believe me?

Then how do you explain Phil Jax to NY? Someone answered my prayers!

Phil is Moses. He comes to deliver us from bondage!

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3/12/2014  3:54 PM
Nalod wrote:Don't believe me?

Then how do you explain Phil Jax to NY? Someone answered my prayers!

Phil is Moses. He comes to deliver us from bondage!

Lol that's funny man

Nalod
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3/12/2014  4:17 PM
Nalod be walking in the woods with his trusted dog. We come across a burning bush and "Bam" IT STARTS TALKING!
mreinman
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3/12/2014  4:36 PM
Nalod wrote:Nalod be walking in the woods with his trusted dog. We come across a burning bush and "Bam" IT STARTS TALKING!

so here is what phil is thinking ....
Nalod
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3/12/2014  11:12 PM
mreinman wrote:
Nalod wrote:Nalod be walking in the woods with his trusted dog. We come across a burning bush and "Bam" IT STARTS TALKING!

Either way, he's coming!!

Nalod Talks with Jesus.....

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