Carmelo: Professional Basketball Player who's unique in the sense that his scoring is inversely related to his team's probability of winning.

Woodson: When the Knicks asked the Hawks, they said Woodson is a "Defensive Coach". Assumed he was a Defensive Specialist. What Hawks meant was: "We questioned his poor results with the Hawks, and he became a "DEFENSIVE COACH".

JR Smith: The only person alive who would have been more successful than Kim Il Sung (his son and now grandson successively ruled North Korea)-- JR would have done even better in securing favor for his family. Also known to have a hot streak every five years.

Felton: When your fat uncle says "I was a great high school baller -- who knows, I could have even made it if x y and z". And if it actually came true.

Jeremy Lin: What if the Publisher's Clearinghouse Mailer with Ed McMahon's picture in it saying you may have won 500 Million was Actually True and like everyone you threw it away? What if Jessica Alba Herself says one day, "Those Ultimate Knicks Forum guys with their thread about
me are so cute and all -- I'll register as myself and invite them to party with me". And she does -- but Martin and Andrew block her thread and account because she is "obviously a troll". Yeah, that's what Jeremy Lin is.

Please feel free to expand and add.

During this season of being grateful, I give thanks to God, family, all the blessings in our lives, including the blessing to hope for better days for the Knicks. May we get many players with the heart of Starks, the talent and strength of Ewing, the touch of Allan Houston, the toughness of Oak, and the Coaching of Pat Riley. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.