There is a damn ghost in Madison Square Garden that is f**king with the team, man. I don't know what it is because something is out there tripping our players left and right at every single crucial moments. How hard do we have to pray to God for the Knicks to have an injury free season?
Who punched Melo in the groin three seasons ago and then gave us a little bit of hope with Linsanity? It's that damn Ghost that is still hanging around as we speak. Yes, that damn ghost probably whispered into Morey's ear after the season ended and said to him "Dolan, you need to trade that kid Jeremy Lin because I'm not into this Knicks winning all the time. Winning the championship is not what we're about, you know, you're supposed to be cursed. If you don't do it, I'm going to punch Melo in his groin again next season and I'm going to punch it extra hard until his nuts blows out of his a $ $."
Morey said "Alright, I will spare Melo's groin injury just so you'll leave us alone. I'll send Lin out to Houston tomorrow and have him negotiate a non deal that I will no doubt match."
The ghost laughed at Dolan and vanished into thin air.