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7/12/2013  5:22 PM
http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/turned_knick_davis_says_weeks_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI

I think he just got drunk blacked out and forgot that he was hanging with Sam Cassell

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7/12/2013  6:25 PM
Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.

The former Knicks guard, who traveled with the team often last season despite being injured, told the WestCoastRydaz.com about the incident.

“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

“I see this light and it’s a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”

He was asked a couple of times by the hosts if this was a true story and he didn’t back down. Davis said he couldn’t explain how he traveled so far, so quickly and said he went to the parking lot of an In N Out Burger to collect himself.

All in all he doesn’t have any complaints, though.

”I don’t think it was an abduction cause now I am sharper and s—t. I am retaining information,” Davis said.

WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE


Read more: Ex-Knick Davis says he was ‘actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,’ and it turned out pretty good http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/turned_knick_davis_says_weeks_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI#ixzz2Ystp1wVe


http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/turned_knick_davis_says_weeks_pretty_k3hxHfjx1j0t8Uh12jvkyI#axzz2YstY6p2u
If you go to the link there is a link to the actual interview. I didn't listen but this is pretty out there.
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7/12/2013  6:40 PM
I hope these Aliens are Knick fans maybe they can regenerate him back to 2003 Baron Davis. I hope they abduct Amare next
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7/12/2013  6:42 PM
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7/12/2013  6:50 PM
Jmpasq wrote:I hope these Aliens are Knick fans maybe they can regenerate him back to 2003 Baron Davis. I hope they abduct Amare next

I think they might have to do an anal probe to get Chandler to get a go to move and play some offense.

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7/12/2013  7:03 PM
LOL what show was this?
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7/12/2013  7:32 PM
Vmart wrote:
Jmpasq wrote:I hope these Aliens are Knick fans maybe they can regenerate him back to 2003 Baron Davis. I hope they abduct Amare next

I think they might have to do an anal probe to get Chandler to get a go to move and play some offense.

How about a brain transplant implant to get MElo to stop shooting.

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7/12/2013  7:33 PM
Vmart wrote:
Jmpasq wrote:I hope these Aliens are Knick fans maybe they can regenerate him back to 2003 Baron Davis. I hope they abduct Amare next

I think they might have to do an anal probe to get Chandler to get a go to move and play some offense.


I love how they say when probed for Details LOL
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7/12/2013  7:36 PM
Hmmm Im telling u Sam Cassell was involved

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7/12/2013  10:03 PM
They tried to suck his blood out, but Barron Davis sucks so bad that he sucked the suck out of sucking itself.
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7/12/2013  10:52 PM
China league next season for baron
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7/13/2013  11:41 AM
And that is how you end an NBA career. Don't go out injured. Go out crazy on that Stephon Marbury, Dennis Rodman level.
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7/13/2013  10:39 PM
TheGame wrote:And that is how you end an NBA career. Don't go out injured. Go out crazy on that Stephon Marbury, Dennis Rodman level.

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Hey! Hey! the man is serious! this is no joke. The man was probed. Let's not jump conclusions.

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7/14/2013  11:09 AM

I Think he admitted it he was joking around.

Baron has never displayed erratic quotes.

I do believe Metta World Peace has been abducted. And still is.

Baron Davis was Abducted by Aliens

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