I think a Melo wrestling pillow buddy would be MUCH MUCH better. The Melo wrestling pillow buddy could say the following things so Melo haters could take out their frustrations on it instead of here at the UK;
HAH, you traded 4 of your 5 starters and a ton of 2nd round picks for me!
I QUIT on MDA!
I hated Linsanity!
Lin's contract was and still is ridiculous!
My son is the face of Jordan Kids. Your son sleeps with me!
YOUR wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios!
I'll be waiting outside your bus!
I'll score 30 points on 50 shots!
