For those of you who are new to this genre boys and girls, this is called "Follow the bouncing MeloHate SomberBall":
tkf wrote:THIS was a sloppy game filled with too many iso's and bad shots..
READ: Melo is a fat sloppy loser who's only capable of throwing up 20 every night for the past two or three months in a row because he takes so many bad shots and he scores like a deranged 15th century monk in a convent full of malnourished teenaged nuns.
tkf wrote: Rondo was the best player on the floor by far..
READ: A triple double, even in a losing cause for a team that is pictured in every dictionary as "in decline" is still better than that fat, smiling, unprofessionally thin skinned first round loser (except for the time others dragged him to the WCF) that we gave away our potential triple double machine, Armani Gallolinnetti, for. It is to make me cry.
tkf wrote:The celtics look like a team that won't make the playoffs, and the knicks look like a certain first round exit..
READ: I hate that we're on the top of our division. HATE HATE HATE!!! DEEP EFFING HATRED!!!! [Clenched fists at the sky]
tkf wrote:just not good basketball... wow... but we will take the win...I want to add that stat looked good. nice game for him!
READ: This is some token "Knick fan"-soundbytes to alleviate those homers who think I really only love Lin, the Nuggets, Rockets, Lebron, and Durant. Oh, and CP3, like him too! Actually, my STAT infatuation is based firmly in the fact that he represents the only real attachment to my dear friend, God and savior, Gallo.
Stay tuned for the next installment, which will include such brilliance as:
FUTURE tkf wrote:We never would have beat the Sixers if they had Bynum, he's really the best player on either team.
FUTURE tkf wrote:This division suuuuuuuhuuuuucks, being first is a booby prize for a stooge franchise that traded it's future away for YET ANOTHER FIRST ROUND EXIT!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???
FUTURE tkf wrote:The Sixers at least have a young core that will bode well for their future mediocrity. Much better than ours. Did I mention that Bynum is better on the IR than that sloppy fat iso chucker guy that we have?