UltimateKnicks Mad-Libs? Let me turn the time machine back on 4th grade.
1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ___boner___.(noun)
2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be ___smelly__.(adjective)
3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ____farting_____.(verb)
4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ____blue-footed boobie_____.(noun)
5. Jason Kidd may be old as __ass_ (noun) but he plays ball like a ____penis____.(noun)
6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a _____69_____ (number) chance it's going in.
7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all ______horny_______ (adjective) inside.
8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "__Balls__ (noun) don't lie."
9. The Toronto Raptors are _____hookers_____ (plural noun) that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.
10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate___boobs___.com.