[ IMAGES: Images ON turn off | ACCOUNT: User Status is LOCKED why? ]

25% Through the Season: The Do-It-Yourself Talking Points Generator
Author Thread
Gymkata
Posts: 20677
Alba Posts: 0
Joined: 7/7/2010
Member: #3169

12/10/2012  1:17 PM
Hey gang. Since we're at the quarter-pole of the season, how are you feeling? Here's a handy Do-It-Yourself Talking Points Generator to articulate what's kicking around in your head. Have at it.

1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ______________.

2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be _____________.

3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ___________________.

4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ________________.

5. Jason Kidd may be old as ________ but he plays ball like a ________________.

6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a ____________ chance it's going in.

7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all _____________ inside.

8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "_______ don't lie."

9. The Toronto Raptors are _________________ that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.

10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate_________.com.

"I can not say all the secrets."
AUTOADVERT
MaTT4281
Posts: 34905
Alba Posts: 4
Joined: 1/16/2004
Member: #538
USA
12/10/2012  1:52 PM
UltimateKnicks Mad-Libs? Let me turn the time machine back on 4th grade.

1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ___boner___.(noun)

2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be ___smelly__.(adjective)

3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ____farting_____.(verb)

4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ____blue-footed boobie_____.(noun)

5. Jason Kidd may be old as __ass_ (noun) but he plays ball like a ____penis____.(noun)

6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a _____69_____ (number) chance it's going in.

7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all ______horny_______ (adjective) inside.

8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "__Balls__ (noun) don't lie."

9. The Toronto Raptors are _____hookers_____ (plural noun) that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.

10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate___boobs___.com.

fishmike
Posts: 53861
Alba Posts: 1
Joined: 7/19/2002
Member: #298
USA
12/10/2012  1:59 PM
lol
"winning is more fun... then fun is fun" -Thibs
ChuckBuck
Posts: 28851
Alba Posts: 11
Joined: 1/3/2012
Member: #3806
USA
12/10/2012  2:18 PM
1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ___Cancer___.
2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be ___Day Old Diarrhea__.
3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ____Swallowing a Cyanide Pill____.
4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ___Orangutan____.
5. Jason Kidd may be old as __dirt__ but he plays ball like a __K-Town massage lady___.
6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a __Orgasmic__ chance it's going in.
7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all ___Creamy__ inside.
8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "_Dolan_ don't lie."
9. The Toronto Raptors are ___Sharts___ that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.
10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate__circlejerk__.com.
25% Through the Season: The Do-It-Yourself Talking Points Generator

©2001-2025 ultimateknicks.comm All rights reserved. About Us.
This site is not affiliated with the NY Knicks or the National Basketball Association in any way.
You may visit the official NY Knicks web site by clicking here.

All times (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time.

Terms of Use and Privacy Policy