ramtour420 wrote:The thread title clearly says "Knicks fan". Anyone who is a Nets fan should go post on a Nets forum. Nobody cares when you decided to become a Nets fan, nor why you did it. Saying that you root for Knicks , but secondary to the nets is some BS.
Its his confessional. I called the Pope and he told me there are not rules.
I asked him: "can a Catholic renounce his faith in a confession or does he get told he can go to his new church and do it"?
He said: "if the confessor feels more comfortable doing it in a church perhaps he has not fully left the church?"
I said: "Thats some phuching wise ass shyt right there "Padre" and guess its why you the Pope"!
Pope said: "you do a great samuel L Jackson impersonation! I often have a desire during easter mass to do such a thing. We love Pulp Fiction here in the Vatican!"
Nalod: "so you Knicks or Nets?"
Pope: "tough, The devil he like the HEAT for obvious reasons. He a Duke fan also! God Make the sound of THUNDER when he pass wind. So I root for Thunder!!! IN football I like the Saints, Baseball the Angels!"
Nalod: "So you cool with a Knick fan confessiong he now a Net fan on a Knick site"
Pope: "is the Pope Polish?"
Nalod: "Ha!" "You german right?"
Pope: "very good, most people know this but get all starphuched by me so they just nod and patronize me".
Nalod: "You said "starphuch" right?"
Pope: "I read up on Linsanity last year and read such a word used"
Nalod:" you think the knicks did the right thing"?
Pope; "no, you think Lin did it alone? The big guy is a basketball fan and felt it was time for an Asian man to kick some ass. He over did it with Yao Ming. He wanted LIn in NY, otherwise he would have had made Linsanity in another city.
Nalod: "Whats next?"
Pope: "God loves ice hockey and wants a black man to be a superstar, a sort of Lebron James of Hockey! Why you think he got the Islanders to Brooklyn? People will pay good money to see a black hockey player beat up white guys. Its the appeal of Tarantino's new movie "Django Unchained".
Nalod:"Ask the big guy if the knicks are going all the way"!
Pope: " he likes it when Jessica Alba is sitting courtside but I think he likes Beyonce so we'll have to see"
Nalod: "what does he think of James Dolan"
Pope: "LOL! We talked about this just the other day! He said he gave man the ability to abort human life and thought we should have been more selective"!