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pcip55
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8/20/2012  12:43 PM
Hi, this is my first post and I thought it might be of interest to some. Check out this autograph show featuring a bunch of our old favorite Knicks. http://www.mab-celebrity.com/c-2429-september-2012.aspx

I'm not the promotor and have absolutely nothing to to with it except that I'm a fan and I think it would be fun. I'm also hoping that if there's a good turnout it might become an annual event. What do you guys think?

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Nalod
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8/20/2012  12:56 PM
Seems kind of pathetic.
holfresh
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8/20/2012  1:02 PM
Is it just me??..I never understood the appeal of getting someone's autograph...
pcip55
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8/20/2012  1:46 PM
holfresh wrote:Is it just me??..I never understood the appeal of getting someone's autograph...

For me I like to hang the stuff up in the man cave. Definitely no "man crush" involved.

VCoug
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8/20/2012  9:20 PM
That's a pretty good lineup of Knicks there; it's piqued my interest a little.
Now the joy of my world is in Zion How beautiful if nothing more Than to wait at Zion's door I've never been in love like this before Now let me pray to keep you from The perils that will surely come
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8/20/2012  9:33 PM
right around the corner from me!
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8/21/2012  9:19 AM
Ive been dying to meet Bo Kimble and Tony Campbell.
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pcip55
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8/21/2012  11:02 AM
As I said I have nothing at all to do with this show but when I've gone to their shows in the past if you got an autograph and brought your own camera most players were more than happy to snap a picture with you too.

Also check back every few days as they periodically add more players .

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8/21/2012  5:55 PM
OOOW, I wonder if I can get Tanyon Sturtz to take a picture with me?

Nalod: Hey Ray williams, Im a big fan! Please sign this!

Ray: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Spencer Haywood, Olympian ABA to NBA superstar! Child hood fan of yours!

Spencer: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Oak! My man! Never married a women did you?

Oak: SLAP!

Nalod: Cazzie! Named my dog Cazzie! Still got the Shark skins suit? Still cool "Cazzie"! Michigan star Cazzie!

Cazzie: Huh?

Nalod: Tanyon Sturtz! is that you? Tan Man! "The Cannon Tanyon" "The Grand Tanyon"!

Sturtz: Yeah. Kill me dude. Please? Do me in. Please!

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8/21/2012  6:47 PM
Nalod wrote:OOOW, I wonder if I can get Tanyon Sturtz to take a picture with me?

Nalod: Hey Ray williams, Im a big fan! Please sign this!

Ray: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Spencer Haywood, Olympian ABA to NBA superstar! Child hood fan of yours!

Spencer: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Oak! My man! Never married a women did you?

Oak: SLAP!

Nalod: Cazzie! Named my dog Cazzie! Still got the Shark skins suit? Still cool "Cazzie"! Michigan star Cazzie!

Cazzie: Huh?

Nalod: Tanyon Sturtz! is that you? Tan Man! "The Cannon Tanyon" "The Grand Tanyon"!

Sturtz: Yeah. Kill me dude. Please? Do me in. Please!

Ok we get it. You're way to cool for this.

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8/21/2012  6:53 PM
Nalod wrote:OOOW, I wonder if I can get Tanyon Sturtz to take a picture with me?

Nalod: Hey Ray williams, Im a big fan! Please sign this!

Ray: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Spencer Haywood, Olympian ABA to NBA superstar! Child hood fan of yours!

Spencer: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Oak! My man! Never married a women did you?

Oak: SLAP!

Nalod: Cazzie! Named my dog Cazzie! Still got the Shark skins suit? Still cool "Cazzie"! Michigan star Cazzie!

Cazzie: Huh?

Nalod: Tanyon Sturtz! is that you? Tan Man! "The Cannon Tanyon" "The Grand Tanyon"!

Sturtz: Yeah. Kill me dude. Please? Do me in. Please!

Dude, if you don't want to go then don't go. I don't know why you're bothering making fun of other people who might want to go.

Now the joy of my world is in Zion How beautiful if nothing more Than to wait at Zion's door I've never been in love like this before Now let me pray to keep you from The perils that will surely come
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8/22/2012  7:27 AM    LAST EDITED: 8/22/2012  7:28 AM
Nalod: Anthony Bonner? Is that really you? Oh man, please sign my knick coaster set! YEah!

Bonner: $15.

Nalod: you got it!

Bonner: You want a picture?

Nalod: You seen Sparrow yet? Where Rory at?

Bonner: Slap!

Nalod: That hurt!

Bonner: Be more of that if you don't be quiet.

Truck Robinson: There a problem here?

Bonner: who are your?

Truck: want my autograph son?

Bonner: you want mine?

Truck: Huh? Im here for Nalod's autograph!

Nalod: $35, and you can have a picture on the house!

Truck: Im a big fan!

Nalod: Yeah, Thanks man!

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8/22/2012  7:56 AM
Nalod wrote:OOOW, I wonder if I can get Tanyon Sturtz to take a picture with me?

Nalod: Hey Ray williams, Im a big fan! Please sign this!

Ray: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Spencer Haywood, Olympian ABA to NBA superstar! Child hood fan of yours!

Spencer: Hey, yeah, thanks! Where my money?

Nalod: Oak! My man! Never married a women did you?

Oak: SLAP!

Nalod: Cazzie! Named my dog Cazzie! Still got the Shark skins suit? Still cool "Cazzie"! Michigan star Cazzie!

Cazzie: Huh?

Nalod: Tanyon Sturtz! is that you? Tan Man! "The Cannon Tanyon" "The Grand Tanyon"!

Sturtz: Yeah. Kill me dude. Please? Do me in. Please!

Hilarious...I had to look up Tanyon and I'm a Yankee fan..How could I forget Tanyon...Also heard stories about Oak, I don't want to believe it....

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8/22/2012  8:21 AM
Nalod wrote:Seems kind of pathetic.

If Mike Gminski, Buck Williams, Albert King and Mike O'koren were there you'de be all over it.

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8/22/2012  8:46 AM
Nalod: Hi Bernard!

King: Mr King please

Nalod: Of course! Hey, um, I, ah, Yeah, Wow, Im a big fan!

King: Thanks! You want that Knick table lamp signed?

Nalod: Ok, oh wow! Shucks!

King: You Ok man? Contain your fluids my man!

Nalod: Oh, yeah! Hee hee.....Sorry!

King: Yeah, it happens! Who should I make the autograph to?

Nalod: Hey, I always wanted to know what was like to play for the N*Ts? Oh, yeah, the Autograph, its for "Nalod"!

King: I never played for the N*ts, you dig?

Nalod: I looked it up online and it says.....

King: (death glare) "I SAID I NEVER PLAYED FOR THE NETS, OK?"

Nalod: How about that autograph?

King: No soup for you!

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8/22/2012  9:59 AM
Nalod wrote:Nalod: Hi Bernard!

King: Mr King please

Nalod: Of course! Hey, um, I, ah, Yeah, Wow, Im a big fan!

King: Thanks! You want that Knick table lamp signed?

Nalod: Ok, oh wow! Shucks!

King: You Ok man? Contain your fluids my man!

Nalod: Oh, yeah! Hee hee.....Sorry!

King: Yeah, it happens! Who should I make the autograph to?

Nalod: Hey, I always wanted to know what was like to play for the N*Ts? Oh, yeah, the Autograph, its for "Nalod"!

King: I never played for the N*ts, you dig?

Nalod: I looked it up online and it says.....

King: (death glare) "I SAID I NEVER PLAYED FOR THE NETS, OK?"

Nalod: How about that autograph?

King: No soup for you!

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8/22/2012  10:20 AM
I thought Ray Williams was last seen living in a car in Florida?

Nalod: Otis the Bird!

Birdsong: stop spitting on me son.

Nalod: oh yeah, sorry.

Birdsong: you're the guy who just urinated over by BK's table, aren't you [slides back warily]

Nalod: [wipes spit off mouth] umm, yeah hee hee that's me...jeez Birdman, you had the sweetest delivery I ever seen...

Birdsong: Birdman's the goober still playing in Denver, idiot. You will now need to pay me just for standing in line...

Nalod: no problem, jeez...a real N*ts player! Did you know Dr J? You know I used to hang around after practices and suck the sweat out of his used wrist bands...

Birdsong: really, look dude, you want to move along or just write a check? No, we don't take Discover...wait, what the hell's that smell....oh....

Nalod: ...****...sorry man...[security comes to take him away]...

Birdsong: get this effing loser out of here...jeez man, you'd think they'd screen these homeless squeegee guys...

Nalod: [over his shoulder, shouting loudly] but...but...Otis, I still remember the night you dropped 32 on Golden State...back in '85... I always imagined you were still shooting that red white and blue ball...I ....I ...I...hey! don't shove me!...

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8/22/2012  11:09 AM
jrodmc wrote:I thought Ray Williams was last seen living in a car in Florida?

Nalod: Otis the Bird!

Birdsong: stop spitting on me son.

Nalod: oh yeah, sorry.

Birdsong: you're the guy who just urinated over by BK's table, aren't you [slides back warily]

Nalod: [wipes spit off mouth] umm, yeah hee hee that's me...jeez Birdman, you had the sweetest delivery I ever seen...

Birdsong: Birdman's the goober still playing in Denver, idiot. You will now need to pay me just for standing in line...

Nalod: no problem, jeez...a real N*ts player! Did you know Dr J? You know I used to hang around after practices and suck the sweat out of his used wrist bands...

Birdsong: really, look dude, you want to move along or just write a check? No, we don't take Discover...wait, what the hell's that smell....oh....

Nalod: ...****...sorry man...[security comes to take him away]...

Birdsong: get this effing loser out of here...jeez man, you'd think they'd screen these homeless squeegee guys...

Nalod: [over his shoulder, shouting loudly] but...but...Otis, I still remember the night you dropped 32 on Golden State...back in '85... I always imagined you were still shooting that red white and blue ball...I ....I ...I...hey! don't shove me!...

Good stuff!

Truth be told: Otis in college was incredible and I followed him in Jersey a bit but like I said, I never saw a game in Jersey.

Some of you talking N*t smack have. Hey, I get it, its the NBA and you can get some good coupons off of milk carton coupons back in the day. ONly time I was ever at "Brendan Byrne" arena was I took my girl to see Van Halen back around 1982. Concert sucked but I married her so it was a good investment of time.

Knicks I have met:

Went up to clyde in Charlotte and thanked him for being my sports hero as a kid. He reached out and shook my hand and I went on my merry way. Met Dave Debusschere and Bradley as a kid.

Sorry if I offended anyone here. Memorabilia is a huge business so who am I to piss on anyones good time? These guys can montetize their fame for some money and fans get take those goofy shots of them and post on facebook. its a win-win!

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8/22/2012  12:43 PM
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:I thought Ray Williams was last seen living in a car in Florida?

Sorry if I offended anyone here. Memorabilia is a huge business so who am I to piss on anyones good time? These guys can montetize their fame for some money and fans get take those goofy shots of them and post on facebook. its a win-win!

I just hope to God Sugar Ray Williams clears enough to pay for his insulin. I thought that article said he had diabetes or something... And no, I'm not trying to be funny.

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8/22/2012  1:31 PM
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:I thought Ray Williams was last seen living in a car in Florida?

Sorry if I offended anyone here. Memorabilia is a huge business so who am I to piss on anyones good time? These guys can montetize their fame for some money and fans get take those goofy shots of them and post on facebook. its a win-win!

I just hope to God Sugar Ray Williams clears enough to pay for his insulin. I thought that article said he had diabetes or something... And no, I'm not trying to be funny.

I know, Ray really had fallen on some tough times. He has a brother "Gus" williams who was the starting pg for Seattle the year they won it all. Avged 26 pts in the playoffs! Ray was bigger and stronger and had maybe more talent but could never put it together.

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