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Nalod
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5/14/2012  5:36 PM

Phil: Jimmy Dude, I want to make you look good!

Dolan: Think my teeth are too big?

Phil: Lets talk, why not come up to my ranch. You can bring your bytch with you!

Dolan: Thats way out of line!

Phil: Im talking Isiah!

Dolan: oh.

Phil: I want to excercise the demons of the past. You need me.

Dolan: I need a blow job, why do I need you?

Phil: You know what I can do. I can make Melo into a winner!

Dolan: Melo is star!

Phil: I said a "winner"! 15 mil, 3 years.

Dolan: Fire your manager!

Phil: I don't need one.

Dolan: You do to negotiate with me!

Phil: Got Jedi mind tricks, your phucked.

Dolan: I know. My daughter is off limits.

Phil: Fair enough.

Dolan: What are your demands?

Phil: Nothing. Just final say on roster.

Dolan: What about Amare?

Phil: He's a jew. No problem!

Dolan: Tyson?

Phil: The Bin Laden beard aside, the dude is great.

Dolan: Lin! I need Lin!

Phil: Christian Chinease guys kind of freak me out. Just don't seem right to me? I was hoping the Buddah thing would be cool!

Dolan: Can you dig it?

Phil: you smoke?

Dolan: Uh, Well, Uh , my father kind of..... um....

Phil: You inhale?

Dolan: What about Melo? He is a Star!

Phil: Dude, Im a phucking star!

Dolan: you had Jordan! he was.....

PHil: A ball hogging chucker!

Dolan: You had Pippen, he was....

Phil: Small time country hick who I tranformed!

Dolan: You had Kobe, and he was.....

Phil: an insecure boy with self esteem problems. Now he a man!

Dolan: I see, chicken or the egg?

Phil: ah, I see you are enlighted?

Dolan: Hold on, got another call.......

Isiah: Jimmy, can I use the jet? Can I get HBO?

Dolan: Im talking with PJax, gotta go!

Isiah: Sniff, Sniff But but you said you my friend?

Dolan: Yeah, I did.......I dunno what to do?

Isiah: Hang up Jimmy, Hang up!

Dolan: Wanna go bowling later?

Isiah: Can we take the jet?

Dolan: I'll call you back!

PHil: Isiah wanted you to hang up didn't he?

Dolan: How did you know?

Phil: you should speak to Melo now....

Dolan: I dunno man, "rinnnnngggggg" gotta call coming in, hold on....

Melo: Mr Dolan, I thought I should call you for some reason?

Dolan: Phil wanted us to talk...Hey, how you know to call me?

Melo: I don't know, just did? He want in?

Dolan: Maybe, what you think?

Melo: Its my team, you promised!

Dolan: I know, but he is like mystical many, dude wins!

Melo: He will make me read books, Melo don't like books!

Dolan: Got them on audio now, they read it too you!

Melo: I can get read to on my Dr. Dre's?

Dolan: If you want.

Melo: I mentioned to La La that phil wants in. Her ***** lights up when I say his name. Like some weird LED Light.

Dolan: My wifes also. Its weird. Isiahs groin lights up. My daughters don't, but my son's does.

Melo: does yours?

Dolan: A little.

Melo: Mr. "D", its your team. but we got our deal!

Dolan: Yes Melo, you can shoot all you want! Phone ringing.......

Isiah: He'll writer books! Big books about you, your small penis, your wife, us, and your big ass teeth!

Dolan: PHil Jax

Isiah: Jimmy, my junk is light up like a christmas tree! Why this happen to me? Anucha do this to me too! So did Robert Parish?

Dolan: Parish?

Isiah: Nice skin?

Dolan: Gotta go..........

Phil: Im still here.......

Dolan: Phil, I dunno know.......

PHil: One thing. Bad Feng Shui the bridge you wannt build along the roof!

Dolan: What?

Phil: You want to put a a pedestrian cat walk and sell tickets so people can watch from the roof?

Dolan: Phucking cool right! Nobody else will have not, not Jay Z, not Prokhorov! Not Buss, not .......

Phil: THe bridge don't get built, that really not a good idea? Think anyone might get anxiety up there?

Dolan: I guess?

Phil: You think thats good Kharma?

Dolan:it is if you sell tickets.....ha ha, get it? Sell tickets!!!!

Phil: Can anyone jump from it?

Dolan: I guess so, why would they?

Phil: Not cool!

Dolan: THink of the publicity!

PHil: You read Nalods posts?

Dolan: Of course! We all do!

Phil: You know what he'll say?

Dolan: The attorney said "Nalod will write: You have starphuch players, coaches, GM and now a STARPHUCH BUILDING!"

Phil: He's right!

Dolan: So what! Why not? It sells tickets!

Phil: Bad Kharma! "Riinnnnng" Got a call coming in.......

Michail: Phil "Got a jet on its way to get you, the jetskiing in turkey is amazing today, Hanging with Deron planing it all out. Lets go party with the Dali Lama and get those ping pong balls!" What do you think? Lets go hang for few days with the Dali Lama and suck on some blotters"

Phil: would Beyonce be joining us?

Mikhail: She right here, let me ask her? Damn phil, there is a strange light emmitting from just below her midsection, its a warm glowing light.....I asked if she would like go to Tibet with us and it just lite up!

Phil: Excellent! Yes, lets all go..........

Dolan: Phil? Phil?

Phil: Yes Jim, I am still here........We were talking the about the catwalk......

Dolan: I want it, I want it, I want it, I'll be the first with his own catwalk! Cube won't have it, Jayz won't have it! Nobody!

Phil: Yes Jim, you will be. I'll call you in a few days! Peace......

Dolan: Yep, thanks Phil.

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5/14/2012  5:38 PM
here's how it goes down in my opinion:

phone rings

Dolan: Phil?

Phil: LOL *hangs up*

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Nalod
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5/14/2012  10:24 PM
Phil to Brooklyn?
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5/14/2012  11:15 PM
We need a rehab for Knicks fans.
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5/15/2012  12:59 AM
Awesome!!!..Way too much time on your hands...
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5/15/2012  1:12 AM
LOLLLLL
Nalod
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5/15/2012  8:00 AM
holfresh wrote:Awesome!!!..Way too much time on your hands...

I time my posts writing on the UK.
That took all of 15 min.

Really, it just spews. Thats why the grammar and spelling errors.

I got a feeling if Phil Jax has the energy and not ready made team to fill up his feet with rings (11 as a coach, 2 as a player)Maybe it goes on board with bigger role on with Brooklyn and does a Pat Riley type deal with some ownership stake.

In fact if The practice facility for the Nets is in Brooklyn near or in the Arena the access to NYC is actually greater. KNicks are a westchester team that plays its home games in the city. Thats only 41 nites they are there and if they have an away game the next day they leave right after a game. Potentially they only in manhattan about 30 nites.

The Nets Arena is just a short subway ride from Manhattan. The village.

A wealthy player can find some privacy living in the city.

No doubt MSG is the most wonderful play on broadway the buzz of playing is great there. Nets in Brooklyn might give a greater NY experience to live and play there than living in white plains or westchester as many knick players do, practice in Greenburgh, and playing in MSG.

Nalod
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5/16/2012  8:20 AM
SAS too calm.....

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/watch/sMdykFSty4s/mike-woodson-or-phil-jackson/

Nalod
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5/18/2012  5:09 PM

They reading Nalod over at SNY and Tommy Dee.........

Knicks as a marketing priority?

PHil to the Nets?

http://www.theknicksblog.com/2012/05/18/tkb-tv-jackson-dwight-to-the-nets/

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5/18/2012  5:14 PM
holfresh wrote:Awesome!!!..Way too much time on your hands...

Damn Holfresh, Nalod making you look bad.

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5/18/2012  5:32 PM
Nalod wrote:
They reading Nalod over at SNY and Tommy Dee.........

Knicks as a marketing priority?

PHil to the Nets?

http://www.theknicksblog.com/2012/05/18/tkb-tv-jackson-dwight-to-the-nets/

I have to disagree with these guys...If it's all about marketing, Phil would be here in a heartbeat...Nothing would sell more Garden tickets(which is always sold out anyway) and hype than Phil Jackson on the sidelines...Also like Donnie, Dolan isn't giving the power to Phil...Phil snubbed Dolan once, I doubt he will get a second chance...I also heard that Dolan is now hesitant to giving old coaches like Phil the reins again...After Lenny Wil and LB he thinks they are just for the cash to pad their retirement, he prefers a younger coach who is still enthusiastic about the game...

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5/19/2012  3:46 AM    LAST EDITED: 5/19/2012  3:48 AM
Lenny Wilks NO COMMENT.
LB . NO COMMENT

Dolan has more control then the CIA and any secret agency in the government. What coach wants to come to this. To be demonized, to have their input thrown out the window. It seems you need to have special skin to come to NY. Even the players dont seem so psyched about it. AMARE is here for the $. Melo is here for the $ and him being from NY. Chandler = $. So lets keep that in mind. I know its about getting what you feel your worth, but I look at teams like the spurs. Players seem to WANT to go there and love it. There just an example of a few. When you install a certain practice of how you handle things then maybe MAYBE people notice. Knicks signed a 300 Million deal with chase. You think dolan cares about these salaries? This guy is like a despot who if you look at him wrong your gone. I dont know him but it sure seems that way with how things play out.

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5/19/2012  3:57 AM
youngandalmostfamous wrote:Lenny Wilks NO COMMENT.
LB . NO COMMENT

Dolan has more control then the CIA and any secret agency in the government. What coach wants to come to this. To be demonized, to have their input thrown out the window. It seems you need to have special skin to come to NY. Even the players dont seem so psyched about it. AMARE is here for the $. Melo is here for the $ and him being from NY. Chandler = $. So lets keep that in mind. I know its about getting what you feel your worth, but I look at teams like the spurs. Players seem to WANT to go there and love it. There just an example of a few. When you install a certain practice of how you handle things then maybe MAYBE people notice. Knicks signed a 300 Million deal with chase. You think dolan cares about these salaries? This guy is like a despot who if you look at him wrong your gone. I dont know him but it sure seems that way with how things play out.

That's what happens when u are the owner...NO owner gives up the power...NONE...Dolan is cool with me because he is always willing to spend...He gives u four years and revamp...If u can win and convince him it will work then it's a go...Can't ask more than that...

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5/19/2012  9:12 AM
Damn... Get off Carmelo's dick. He must remind you of someone who hurt your feelings gowing up.
I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees!
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5/19/2012  10:19 AM
Im not^ I want the guy to succeed. Its just evident though that we could have had a lot of depth and "bird" rights since thats the topic of the day if he waited the off season. I wanted him, good trade but he depleted the team and the GM has a lot of homework on his back. Wilson, Gallo, BIRD rights! Period. That would be a nice bench, just saying. Easier said then done though.
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5/19/2012  10:56 AM

Dolan can't handle a dude like Jax. I'd be pretty confident the MSG contracts have all kinds of gag rules in them

Phil don't play that Shyt. He speaks his mind.

Between Larry and Donnie he maybe don't want older guys that are confident, don't need his money and have a good history.

Donnie in a way made Dolan look bad. He walked out.

Here is how it goes down in my opinion......

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