Phil: Jimmy Dude, I want to make you look good!
Dolan: Think my teeth are too big?
Phil: Lets talk, why not come up to my ranch. You can bring your bytch with you!
Dolan: Thats way out of line!
Phil: Im talking Isiah!
Dolan: oh.
Phil: I want to excercise the demons of the past. You need me.
Dolan: I need a blow job, why do I need you?
Phil: You know what I can do. I can make Melo into a winner!
Dolan: Melo is star!
Phil: I said a "winner"! 15 mil, 3 years.
Dolan: Fire your manager!
Phil: I don't need one.
Dolan: You do to negotiate with me!
Phil: Got Jedi mind tricks, your phucked.
Dolan: I know. My daughter is off limits.
Phil: Fair enough.
Dolan: What are your demands?
Phil: Nothing. Just final say on roster.
Dolan: What about Amare?
Phil: He's a jew. No problem!
Dolan: Tyson?
Phil: The Bin Laden beard aside, the dude is great.
Dolan: Lin! I need Lin!
Phil: Christian Chinease guys kind of freak me out. Just don't seem right to me? I was hoping the Buddah thing would be cool!
Dolan: Can you dig it?
Phil: you smoke?
Dolan: Uh, Well, Uh , my father kind of..... um....
Phil: You inhale?
Dolan: What about Melo? He is a Star!
Phil: Dude, Im a phucking star!
Dolan: you had Jordan! he was.....
PHil: A ball hogging chucker!
Dolan: You had Pippen, he was....
Phil: Small time country hick who I tranformed!
Dolan: You had Kobe, and he was.....
Phil: an insecure boy with self esteem problems. Now he a man!
Dolan: I see, chicken or the egg?
Phil: ah, I see you are enlighted?
Dolan: Hold on, got another call.......
Isiah: Jimmy, can I use the jet? Can I get HBO?
Dolan: Im talking with PJax, gotta go!
Isiah: Sniff, Sniff But but you said you my friend?
Dolan: Yeah, I did.......I dunno what to do?
Isiah: Hang up Jimmy, Hang up!
Dolan: Wanna go bowling later?
Isiah: Can we take the jet?
Dolan: I'll call you back!
PHil: Isiah wanted you to hang up didn't he?
Dolan: How did you know?
Phil: you should speak to Melo now....
Dolan: I dunno man, "rinnnnngggggg" gotta call coming in, hold on....
Melo: Mr Dolan, I thought I should call you for some reason?
Dolan: Phil wanted us to talk...Hey, how you know to call me?
Melo: I don't know, just did? He want in?
Dolan: Maybe, what you think?
Melo: Its my team, you promised!
Dolan: I know, but he is like mystical many, dude wins!
Melo: He will make me read books, Melo don't like books!
Dolan: Got them on audio now, they read it too you!
Melo: I can get read to on my Dr. Dre's?
Dolan: If you want.
Melo: I mentioned to La La that phil wants in. Her ***** lights up when I say his name. Like some weird LED Light.
Dolan: My wifes also. Its weird. Isiahs groin lights up. My daughters don't, but my son's does.
Melo: does yours?
Dolan: A little.
Melo: Mr. "D", its your team. but we got our deal!
Dolan: Yes Melo, you can shoot all you want! Phone ringing.......
Isiah: He'll writer books! Big books about you, your small penis, your wife, us, and your big ass teeth!
Dolan: PHil Jax
Isiah: Jimmy, my junk is light up like a christmas tree! Why this happen to me? Anucha do this to me too! So did Robert Parish?
Dolan: Parish?
Isiah: Nice skin?
Dolan: Gotta go..........
Phil: Im still here.......
Dolan: Phil, I dunno know.......
PHil: One thing. Bad Feng Shui the bridge you wannt build along the roof!
Dolan: What?
Phil: You want to put a a pedestrian cat walk and sell tickets so people can watch from the roof?
Dolan: Phucking cool right! Nobody else will have not, not Jay Z, not Prokhorov! Not Buss, not .......
Phil: THe bridge don't get built, that really not a good idea? Think anyone might get anxiety up there?
Dolan: I guess?
Phil: You think thats good Kharma?
Dolan:it is if you sell tickets.....ha ha, get it? Sell tickets!!!!
Phil: Can anyone jump from it?
Dolan: I guess so, why would they?
Phil: Not cool!
Dolan: THink of the publicity!
PHil: You read Nalods posts?
Dolan: Of course! We all do!
Phil: You know what he'll say?
Dolan: The attorney said "Nalod will write: You have starphuch players, coaches, GM and now a STARPHUCH BUILDING!"
Phil: He's right!
Dolan: So what! Why not? It sells tickets!
Phil: Bad Kharma! "Riinnnnng" Got a call coming in.......
Michail: Phil "Got a jet on its way to get you, the jetskiing in turkey is amazing today, Hanging with Deron planing it all out. Lets go party with the Dali Lama and get those ping pong balls!" What do you think? Lets go hang for few days with the Dali Lama and suck on some blotters"
Phil: would Beyonce be joining us?
Mikhail: She right here, let me ask her? Damn phil, there is a strange light emmitting from just below her midsection, its a warm glowing light.....I asked if she would like go to Tibet with us and it just lite up!
Phil: Excellent! Yes, lets all go..........
Dolan: Phil? Phil?
Phil: Yes Jim, I am still here........We were talking the about the catwalk......
Dolan: I want it, I want it, I want it, I'll be the first with his own catwalk! Cube won't have it, Jayz won't have it! Nobody!
Phil: Yes Jim, you will be. I'll call you in a few days! Peace......
Dolan: Yep, thanks Phil.