Some people like to say that it isn't the size of the sample that matters, it's what you do with your sample. And yet, we see basketball scientists with large sample sizes consistently getting chosen over those with small sample sizes. So, basically, when some people say "size doesn't matter" they are only being polite, and are secretly snickering behind your back about your small sample size. Secretly, they pity you.

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So next time you are having a heated disagreement with nixluva, just whip out your huge sample size and tell him what's what, all backed up by scientific data. Next time Bonn1997 mocks your sample size, show him how a real basketball scientist struts his stuff! What are you waiting for? Buy the samplesizer! We guarantee it will work, or your money back.

BasketballJones wrote:Fellas, are you embarrassed by your small sample size? Are you envious of other basketball scientists and their huge samples? Don't dispair. There is hope for basketball scientists with small sample sizes.

Some people like to say that it isn't the size of the sample that matters, it's what you do with your sample. And yet, we see basketball scientists with large sample sizes consistently getting chosen over those with small sample sizes. So, basically, when some people say "size doesn't matter" they are only being polite, and are secretly snickering behind your back about your small sample size. Secretly, they pity you.

Fortunately for you, there is hope for less well-endowed basketball scientists like you. Welcome to the wonderful world of sample size enlargement.

That's right. Due to the latest technolgical advancements, a large sample size is within reach of every basketball scientist.

Intorducing... The Sampleupsizer! The sampleupsizer can take even the smallest sample size and enlarge it such that your basketball theories will be unassailable by even top basketball scientists such as Bonn1997, MrKnickShot and nixulva. And it's only $19.95. Yes you heard that right: $19.95.

So next time you are having a heated disagreement with nixluva, just whip out your huge sample size and tell him what's what, all backed up by scientific data. Next time Bonn1997 mocks your sample size, show him how a real basketball scientist struts his stuff! What are you waiting for? Buy the samplesizer! We guarantee it will work, or your money back.

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