Of course, the starting five include the BBC - The Lin and Landry Show... Lin is one tough sucka - growing right before our disbelievin' eyes, and Landry donated the couch... that couch should go directly to the basketball hall of fame...
... but how can you deny the veteran chemistry of The Baron of Davis running with prodigal homeboy JR Smith?
The video of JR's reverse dunk is being donated to The Smithsonian.
Carmelo Anthony is as good as it gets, but do you want the evil curse of the dreaded "ball-stopper" stalking your dreams, or the comfort and security of Master Lock Defense played by Imam Shumpert? Shump is finally playing without his legs wrapped like The Mummy and the titanium springs in his knees are liberated.
Shumpert's orange kicks should be standard team issue for all home games.
The earthly remains of Amar'e Stoudemire or Steve Novak?
Stevie Wonder is raining three pointers from the blue seats and running back on defense like a gunslinger who just exacted revenge from an ornery claim jumper. AllState may be calling soon.
Tyson Chandler IS The Captain. That's a fact Jack. Would you have paid to hear his halftime rant?
Jared Jeffries. We talkin' Jared Jeffries. Say what you want, dude simply completes the Knicks defense. Every time he makes a layup a Victoria's Secret Angel gets a new bra.
The only thing our second shifters need is a hook.