F*ck you. Seriously, why are you on my favorite basketball team? You do not deserve to shoot more than LaMarcus Aldridge..... ever. Also you call yourself a point guard? You barely have over a 2/1 assist to turnover ratio, yet that seemingly is worse when a game is actually on the line (don't act like I didn't notice you stat padding in a near 50 point blowout against the Charlotte Bobcats). I can't believe we traded Andre Miller for you. Your only improvement over Andre was that you were supposedly a better three point shooter. By the way, thanks for your amazing 19.5% three point shooting off 3.5 attempts per game. And just in case you didn't know, that was sarcasm. I just wanted you to know that just in case your off court IQ is as low as your on court IQ. I'd honestly much rather have Andre Miller 5 years from now when he is in his 40s because he actually plays like he understands basketball.

Sincerely,
Myth

P.S. Go on a diet you fat ****.