We're going to win tonight and everynight by 30 points!
Tyson leads the league in blocks! Defensive Player of the Year!
Jorts/Shump co-Rookies of the Year!
fo-fo-fo-fo to the first chip in 40 years!
Melo wins MVP! Leads the team in assists per game until...
The newly elected Czar of Russia gives us Deron straight up for TD and the rights to Frederick Weis in a salary dump intended to re-invigorate the Russian economy and pay for annexing Brooklynistan as part of the newly reformed USSR!