Or something like; "I like jump shots. I can make jump shots. I need an open look and no, Spree, I will not switch to the small forward position cause those guys are bigger than me. I think I am well deserved of the money I am making but I know that for that kinda cash, I should go to the hole more. But I don't like it in there, it's scary in there. Guys like AI can do it, and I have a better jump shot, so I'll work on that. Besides, AI is smaller than I am so he can go into the paint more, not me, I am going to sit here and give 50% of my game to the Knicks. Oh, hold on, where's my Bible?"
"I don't do defense, I don't play point in a big guard lineup, and I disappear during the 4th quarters. I make $100M."
That should have been his quote.