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freeskier
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6/13/2011  11:44 PM
ok I'll go first

A reporter walks into Miami's locker room after the game and asks Lebron for a dollar. Lebron hands him 75 cents and says "Sorry, I don't have a 4th quarter"
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6/14/2011  1:31 AM
They declared today National LeBron James day. It doesn't mean much, but everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

And one from my cousin: Before game 5, Lebron and Wade weren't coughing. They were choking!
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6/14/2011  2:28 AM
I now set my phone on "Lebron" as in "no ring"/vibrate...
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6/14/2011  7:26 AM
The reason Lebron didn't go to college was that he couldn't handle the finals
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6/14/2011  9:26 AM    LAST EDITED: 6/14/2011  9:26 AM
Taken from Savanna Brinson's Face Book account:

Savannah (Brinson): "Lebron has always had a lot of trouble "finishing," if you know what I mean. I'm hoping that you can help me out."

Rashard (Lewis): "You mean help him out, I think. Not much I can tell him about closing out a game- he is the King... the Chosen One...an MVP. He can do things with a basketball that I can only dream about doing.

Savannah: I'm not talking about his problem with the big round ball... I talking about his two little ones. As I said, he has a tough time "finishing."

Rashard: I'll be over right away, I'm pretty sure I have a big tip that will relieve your problem right away.

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities- C.N. Bovee
MaTT4281
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6/14/2011  9:31 AM
SupremeCommander
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6/14/2011  10:01 AM
Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

(similar to one posted above:) Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
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6/14/2011  10:20 AM
In the Dos Equis Guy voice: I don't always miss jump shots, but when I do... I prefer it to be in the Finals.
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6/14/2011  11:21 AM
MaTT4281 wrote:

good one..lol

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6/14/2011  11:45 AM
Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!
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6/14/2011  12:38 PM
DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
freeskier
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6/14/2011  3:03 PM
MaTT4281
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6/14/2011  3:20 PM
LeBron has already finished his auto-biography. It’s not coming out for a while though because he doesn’t have a title.
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6/14/2011  3:41 PM
This one is pretty funny:

You know I gonna spin wit it
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6/14/2011  4:53 PM
Hey LeBron.. how my Dirk taste?
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6/14/2011  6:14 PM
Lebron should get married. That's the only way he's getting a ring.
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6/14/2011  6:15 PM
nyshakespeare wrote:Lebron should get married. That's the only way he's getting a ring.

He did.
http://www.mrslebronwade.com
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6/14/2011  9:19 PM

NYKBocker
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6/14/2011  10:38 PM
EwingsGlass wrote:This one is pretty funny:

That looked like a WWE promo.
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6/14/2011  10:42 PM    LAST EDITED: 6/14/2011  10:43 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
EwingsGlass wrote:This one is pretty funny:

That looked like a WWE promo.

If only they got suddenly ambushed by the Hart Foundation... or caught a guitar in the back of the head from the Honky Tonk Man... that would have been awesome.

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