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toodarkmark
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2/6/2004  2:15 PM
Internet trades are silly but why not.

New York trades:

SF Keith Van Horn (16.7 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 1.9 apg in 33.9 minutes)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 23.4 minutes)
PG Frank Williams (4.4 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 12.8 minutes)

New York receives:

SF Rasheed Wallace (17.1 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 37.3 minutes)

Change in team outlook: -11.5 ppg, -4.4 rpg, and -2.8 apg.

Utah trades:

C Greg Ostertag (8.1 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.8 apg in 31.0 minutes)
PF Keon Clark (2.0 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 13.5 minutes)
05 1st Rounder

Utah receives:

SF Keith Van Horn (16.7 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 1.9 apg in 43 games)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 48 games)

Change in team outlook: +14.1 ppg, -2.0 rpg, and +0.8 apg.

Portland trades:

SF Rasheed Wallace (17.1 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 37.3 minutes)


Portland receives:
PG Frank Williams (4.4 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 42 games)
C Greg Ostertag (8.1 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.8 apg in 45 games)
PF Keon Clark (2.0 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 2 games)
Utah 05 1st

Change in team outlook: -2.6 ppg, +6.4 rpg, and +2.0 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED


Perfect for every team!

Utah: KVH gets to be a star in Utah, Shandon revitalizes his career in Utah, where he played his best years. Utah is signing no one over the summer, this adds two solid (KVH will def find a home and more stardom in Utah) players to Utah and keeps them in the playoffs.

NY: Rasheed has stated he wants to come here. THis way he gets payed, and we dont pay Shandon, Frank gets more minutes in Portland, and KVH can not be worried that the next time he has a bad game Stephon will yell at him.

Portland: Will lose Rasheed anyways. No one is offering anything worthwhile. THis team needs to be gutted and turned over to the young. THis way they get the salary drops in Clark and Ostertagg, a young guy who could start at PG in F WIlliams and Utah 05 1st rounder.

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MaTT4281
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2/6/2004  2:24 PM
...no


please Isiah DO NOT trade for sheed. He's offered to take the MLE, just wait for the offseason.
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2/6/2004  2:50 PM
Well the Messiah wants to win a championship now, so I bet he's tempted to do it.
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Andrew
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2/6/2004  2:59 PM
Posted by keyindabox:

Well the Messiah wants to win a championship now, so I bet he's tempted to do it.

Isiah wants to win a Championship....he never said anything about winning it this year.

Change in team outlook: -11.5 ppg, -4.4 rpg, and -2.8 apg.

Thats alot of minuses for the Knicks.
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TheSage
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2/6/2004  3:12 PM
If you want to play games-do it right

New York trades: SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 23.4 minutes)
C Dikembe Mutombo (6.1 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 0.5 apg in 24.4 minutes)
PF Othella Harrington (4.3 ppg, 2.8 rpg, 0.5 apg in 14.3 minutes)
New York receives: PF Tim Duncan (22.9 ppg, 12.9 rpg, 3.2 apg in 37.9 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +5.0 ppg, +0.5 rpg, and +1.0 apg.

San Antonio trades: PF Tim Duncan (22.9 ppg, 12.9 rpg, 3.2 apg in 37.9 minutes)
San Antonio receives: SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 48 games)
C Dikembe Mutombo (6.1 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 0.5 apg in 50 games)
PF Othella Harrington (4.3 ppg, 2.8 rpg, 0.5 apg in 38 games)
Change in team outlook: -5.0 ppg, -0.5 rpg, and -1.0 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED


LJStillGrandmama
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2/6/2004  6:38 PM
hahahahhaha.. good one sage.


I'm tired of all these bull**** trade threads. Just wait for the reall thing... all you're doing is make clutter
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2/6/2004  6:45 PM
Aw Come on LJ, nothing's wrong with trade threads when the deals are realistic. Sometimes cats get outta hand though...
Another season, and more adversity to persevere through. We will get the job done, even BETTER than last year. GO KNICKS!
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2/6/2004  6:57 PM
that trade is even at BEST. i have no idea what youre talking about.

wallace is a whiner, cancer of a teammate who doesn't even put up the best numbers. kvh has been contributing big time here, 30 points is not a surprise from him any more.

Posted by toodarkmark:

Internet trades are silly but why not.

New York trades:

SF Keith Van Horn (16.7 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 1.9 apg in 33.9 minutes)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 23.4 minutes)
PG Frank Williams (4.4 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 12.8 minutes)

New York receives:

SF Rasheed Wallace (17.1 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 37.3 minutes)

Change in team outlook: -11.5 ppg, -4.4 rpg, and -2.8 apg.

Utah trades:

C Greg Ostertag (8.1 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.8 apg in 31.0 minutes)
PF Keon Clark (2.0 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 13.5 minutes)
05 1st Rounder

Utah receives:

SF Keith Van Horn (16.7 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 1.9 apg in 43 games)
SF Shandon Anderson (7.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.2 apg in 48 games)

Change in team outlook: +14.1 ppg, -2.0 rpg, and +0.8 apg.

Portland trades:

SF Rasheed Wallace (17.1 ppg, 6.7 rpg, 2.5 apg in 37.3 minutes)


Portland receives:
PG Frank Williams (4.4 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 2.2 apg in 42 games)
C Greg Ostertag (8.1 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.8 apg in 45 games)
PF Keon Clark (2.0 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 2 games)
Utah 05 1st

Change in team outlook: -2.6 ppg, +6.4 rpg, and +2.0 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED


Perfect for every team!

Utah: KVH gets to be a star in Utah, Shandon revitalizes his career in Utah, where he played his best years. Utah is signing no one over the summer, this adds two solid (KVH will def find a home and more stardom in Utah) players to Utah and keeps them in the playoffs.

NY: Rasheed has stated he wants to come here. THis way he gets payed, and we dont pay Shandon, Frank gets more minutes in Portland, and KVH can not be worried that the next time he has a bad game Stephon will yell at him.

Portland: Will lose Rasheed anyways. No one is offering anything worthwhile. THis team needs to be gutted and turned over to the young. THis way they get the salary drops in Clark and Ostertagg, a young guy who could start at PG in F WIlliams and Utah 05 1st rounder.

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2/7/2004  9:51 AM
Posted by MaTT4281:

...no


please Isiah DO NOT trade for sheed. He's offered to take the MLE, just wait for the offseason.

No you get him NOW!!! That way, he's your asset and you can do whatever you want with him. If they wait after the season, watch NJ get into the mix, sign Kenyon M. then trade him to Portland for SHeed. Man, that would piss me and all knick fans off..
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MaTT4281
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2/7/2004  10:03 AM
Posted by WOODMANnYk:
Posted by MaTT4281:

...no


please Isiah DO NOT trade for sheed. He's offered to take the MLE, just wait for the offseason.

No you get him NOW!!! That way, he's your asset and you can do whatever you want with him. If they wait after the season, watch NJ get into the mix, sign Kenyon M. then trade him to Portland for SHeed. Man, that would piss me and all knick fans off..

If you go for him now, why not just try for shareef.
WOODMANnYk
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2/7/2004  10:14 AM
Posted by MaTT4281:
Posted by WOODMANnYk:
Posted by MaTT4281:

...no


please Isiah DO NOT trade for sheed. He's offered to take the MLE, just wait for the offseason.

No you get him NOW!!! That way, he's your asset and you can do whatever you want with him. If they wait after the season, watch NJ get into the mix, sign Kenyon M. then trade him to Portland for SHeed. Man, that would piss me and all knick fans off..

If you go for him now, why not just try for shareef.

Weed is a free-agent after the season. By acquiring Weed, you have a bit more flexibility financially. Also, Weed has more experience especially in the playoffs.

It's sad to say but Shareef has not been on a winning team throughout his whole career. Another thing to point out between the two players, Weed is more of a clutch performer than Shareef.
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MaTT4281
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2/7/2004  10:50 AM
Posted by WOODMANnYk:
Posted by MaTT4281:
Posted by WOODMANnYk:
Posted by MaTT4281:

...no


please Isiah DO NOT trade for sheed. He's offered to take the MLE, just wait for the offseason.

O well, Id prefer shareef, but theres no use argueing about it until we see wat Isiah chooses to do or chooses not to do.
No you get him NOW!!! That way, he's your asset and you can do whatever you want with him. If they wait after the season, watch NJ get into the mix, sign Kenyon M. then trade him to Portland for SHeed. Man, that would piss me and all knick fans off..

If you go for him now, why not just try for shareef.

Weed is a free-agent after the season. By acquiring Weed, you have a bit more flexibility financially. Also, Weed has more experience especially in the playoffs.

It's sad to say but Shareef has not been on a winning team throughout his whole career. Another thing to point out between the two players, Weed is more of a clutch performer than Shareef.
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