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In honor of our new Power in the Paint, here are a few facts about the World's Most Interesting Man
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firefly
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10/27/2010  7:08 PM    LAST EDITED: 10/28/2010  4:45 PM
Timofey Mozgov was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Timofey Mozgov used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Timofey Mozgov is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Timofey Mozgov is on.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Timofey Mozgov."

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Timofey Mozgov while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Before sliced bread was invented, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Timofey Mozgov".

Timofey Mozgov's dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Timofey Mozgov will not take crap from anyone.

If you Google search "Timofey Mozgov getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Timofey Mozgov and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Timofey Mozgov.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Timofey Mozgo beats all 3 at the same time.

Timofey Mozgov is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.

Timofey Mozgov was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Timofey Mozgov was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Timofey Mozgov pajamas.


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skeng
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10/27/2010  7:55 PM
the other day a Police officer pulled Timofey Mozgov over. And being a law abiding citizen Mozgov let him off with a warning..
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skeng
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10/27/2010  7:59 PM
Timofey Mozgov can touch MC Hammer
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firefly
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10/27/2010  8:10 PM
skeng wrote:Timofey Mozgov can touch MC Hammer

Lol. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Timofey Mozgov played in second grade.

Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream things that never were and ask why not?
skeng
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10/27/2010  9:36 PM
Mozgov is just awesome.
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skeng
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10/27/2010  9:42 PM
Viagra is actually just a tic tac with a microscopic amount of blood from Timofey Mozgov in it
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loweyecue
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10/27/2010  11:20 PM
Timofey Mozgov was the main inspiration behind all James Bond movies except Octo*****.
TKF on Melo ::....he is a punk, a jerk, a self absorbed out of shape, self aggrandizing, unprofessional, volume chucking coach killing playoff loser!!
Moonangie
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10/28/2010  10:37 AM
skeng wrote:Viagra is actually just a tic tac with a microscopic amount of blood from Timofey Mozgov in it

ROFLMAO! Good one.
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10/28/2010  10:58 AM
Timofey Mozgov's tears cures cancer. The problem is that Mozgov does not cry.
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10/28/2010  3:53 PM
When asked "Does Timofey Mosgov catch colds?" his agent replied "Of course Timofey Mosgov catches colds, but the question is can a cold catch Timofey Mosgov?"


When asked "Does Timofey Mosgov feel pain?" his agent replied "Of course Timofey Mosgov feels pain, but his opponents feel more"


Timofey Mosgov thoughts on the movie "Pirates of the Carribean 2": "I fought a Kraken, they are not that hard"


when asked about the chilean miners: "back in mother russia i stuck in mine for 100 days i learned to see in dark"
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10/28/2010  5:32 PM
Even what does kill Timofey Mosgov makes him stronger.
ToddTT
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10/28/2010  7:44 PM
When Timofey Mozgov was born, he slapped the doctor.
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