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AnubisADL
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10/5/2010  6:07 PM

It probably isn't the smartest idea to endear yourself to any new readers who might be unfamiliar with your work by showing a picture of a completely nude Amar'e Stoudemire(notes) jumping into a pool, but, eh ... here's a picture of Amar'e Stoudemire jumping into a pool.

It's from the latest ESPN the Magazine, their second annual "Body Parts" issue, and I know this because I just tossed out the first annual edition over the weekend. This has less to do with the phenomenal photographic work inside than it does the fact that the wicker magazine holder in my bathroom is very, very messy.
I'll let you discuss Stoudemire's sculpted tone and the other more, um, alarming aspects of the shot in the comments section.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Photo-Amar-e-Stoudemire-poses-nude-for-ESPN;_ylt=AmcDlpM0s0dxz0oqXuq1aHi8vLYF?urn=nba-274711

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10/5/2010  7:40 PM
what the ****. dude seriously, what the **** are you doing? what the ****?!!??!?!?!?!?!?! martin/andrew, for the love of god here...
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10/5/2010  7:51 PM
If there was a thread that is begging for a return of sebstar, it's this one.
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10/5/2010  7:53 PM
partaaay in the poool..

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eViL
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10/5/2010  7:58 PM
DrAlphaeus wrote:If there was a thread that is begging for a return of sebstar, it's this one.

hahahahaha. truth.

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10/5/2010  8:06 PM
personally, i have respect for the man for having the you know what to do this...it's not distasteful at all to me.

as if no one has ever seen a naked man before...c'mon now folks, i know at least some of y'all watch straight porn...or (males of the fourm) seen yourself in the mirror...

how about michelangelo's david, nude art, babies, or just being in the "locker room"?

the beauty of the human body can come in many forms...and that don't mean one has to be interested in being intimate with your own sex/gender either.

i'll even check myself on my tina cervasio comment before...i can actually see her beauty even if she isn't someone i'd rate as high as some have here...

anyway, i believe it may very well be good for amar'e...to me it a step in the direction of maturity that allows us be comfortable with oneself like that...

the more we can embrace ourselves fully with some level of humbleness the more we grow as people, imho.

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10/5/2010  8:07 PM
Does he even have a penis?
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10/5/2010  8:07 PM
That picture belongs in the Alba thread. LOL.
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eViL
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10/5/2010  8:09 PM
Bonn1997 wrote:Does he even have a penis?

"paging nalod..."

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10/5/2010  8:10 PM
PresIke wrote:personally, i have respect for the man for having the you know what to do this...it's not distasteful at all to me.

as if no one has ever seen a naked man before...c'mon now folks, i know at least some of y'all watch straight porn...or (males of the fourm) seen yourself in the mirror...

how about michelangelo's david, nude art, babies, or just being in the "locker room"?

the beauty of the human body can come in many forms...and that don't mean one has to be interested in being intimate with your own sex/gender either.

i'll even check myself on my tina cervasio comment before...i can actually see her beauty even if she isn't someone i'd rate as high as some have here...

anyway, i believe it may very well be good for amar'e...to me it a step in the direction of maturity that allows us be comfortable with oneself like that...

the more we can embrace ourselves fully with some level of humbleness the more we grow as people, imho.

I think the uproar over the picture is less about the fact that he is nude but more that he is more Jewish than he is black down below :O

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10/5/2010  8:11 PM
eViL wrote:
Bonn1997 wrote:Does he even have a penis?

"paging nalod..."

eViL wrote:
DrAlphaeus wrote:If there was a thread that is begging for a return of sebstar, it's this one.

hahahahaha. truth.

eVil that is classic stuff there lol.

and seriously... i know seb is reading this. seb for the love of god please come put this guy in his place

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10/5/2010  8:16 PM
mintyfreshness33 wrote:I think the uproar over the picture is less about the fact that he is nude but more that he is more Jewish than he is black down below :O

Low blow.

>rimshot<

Oh wait...

>ba dum bump<

Haha no uproar from me, don't athletes get artfully "nekkid" for the camera all the time these days?

And let's remember, dude is almost 7'. His hands are bigger and limbs aren't at the same scale proportions as the quick-to-judge cheetos-eaters on this board.

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10/5/2010  8:17 PM
Jesus I hope he is tucking. How could he sign off on that??? No wonder why he is so mad at the rim
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10/5/2010  8:18 PM    LAST EDITED: 10/5/2010  8:19 PM
Greg Oden was originally scheduled for the shoot but he shattered his... err... "kneecap" as soon as his feet touched the diving board.
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10/5/2010  8:24 PM
mintyfreshness33 wrote:
PresIke wrote:personally, i have respect for the man for having the you know what to do this...it's not distasteful at all to me.

as if no one has ever seen a naked man before...c'mon now folks, i know at least some of y'all watch straight porn...or (males of the fourm) seen yourself in the mirror...

how about michelangelo's david, nude art, babies, or just being in the "locker room"?

the beauty of the human body can come in many forms...and that don't mean one has to be interested in being intimate with your own sex/gender either.

i'll even check myself on my tina cervasio comment before...i can actually see her beauty even if she isn't someone i'd rate as high as some have here...

anyway, i believe it may very well be good for amar'e...to me it a step in the direction of maturity that allows us be comfortable with oneself like that...

the more we can embrace ourselves fully with some level of humbleness the more we grow as people, imho.

I think the uproar over the picture is less about the fact that he is nude but more that he is more Jewish than he is black down below :O

lol...actually, if he isn't that "big" than maybe we can start to dispel such stereotypical notions, as funny as it sounds...reality is, that size doesn't matter as much as men who watch porn to determine their size think...average penis size is 5 1/2 inches...erect. but since he's not erect, this doesn't even matter.

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10/5/2010  8:26 PM
BRIGGS wrote:Jesus I hope he is tucking. How could he sign off on that??? No wonder why he is so mad at the rim

he could very well have it in his hand there.

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BRIGGS
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10/5/2010  8:28 PM
PresIke wrote:
BRIGGS wrote:Jesus I hope he is tucking. How could he sign off on that??? No wonder why he is so mad at the rim

he could very well have it in his hand there.

lol i hope not--his saving grace there is a tuck my man --this thread could take a nosedive fast better to leave it alone.

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PresIke
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10/5/2010  8:32 PM
BRIGGS wrote:
PresIke wrote:
BRIGGS wrote:Jesus I hope he is tucking. How could he sign off on that??? No wonder why he is so mad at the rim

he could very well have it in his hand there.

lol i hope not--his saving grace there is a tuck my man --this thread could take a nosedive fast better to leave it alone.

lol...that's partially why this is interesting and provocative...i don't mind if he's touching himself or not. every male has done so at one point without necessarily being about sex.

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10/5/2010  8:32 PM    LAST EDITED: 10/5/2010  8:33 PM
They're not going to show his penis in ESPN magazine. They could have photoshopped his dick out.
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10/5/2010  8:37 PM
Ha ha Amar'e is naked ha ha
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