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crzymdups
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7/13/2010  8:02 PM
http://deadspin.com/5585009/timofey-mozgov-is-cocksucker?skyline=true&s=i

Today is day Timofey Mozgov becomes most unlikable person in Russian Basketball Super League, and perhaps all Russian sports. I used to think he is okay a year ago. No more. He is villain now.

It does not matter where he choose to go. If he goes New York, he is ****sucker. If he goes Miami, he is ****sucker. If he goes back Khimki, he is still goddamn ****sucker. He is self-aggrandizing sack of говно, and All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company is *****-whipped enabler for giving free hour of airing time and using 55 minute to let Stukov Scottovich give him rimjob.

Please, to be looking at what Sergei Bykov did. He sign deal with CSKA Moscow, go back about business. He not need dog-and-bear-show фигня. Mozgov does, and that means he is dip****. People have kissed man's buttock SINCE FUCKING неполная средняя школа, and he still need hourlong Russian Academy of Cinema Arts special? Фигня. ФИГНЯ.

And I do not care that he ask All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company to use airing time for making charity. That is most transparent use of charity for glorification of self since I saw oligarch do it yesterday. "Hello, All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company, why do you not spend hour kissing on my ass? Oh, do not worry. We will give rubles to Chernobyl children. That makes me selfless." No, it does not make me selfless.

And НАХУЙ to All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company for "Bubka on Bubka" sequel. If All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company reporter found proof tomorrow that Mozgov stay in Khimki, do you think All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company would let reporter make story? FUCK AND NYET. They would shoot reporter in elevator of apartment. They're blyadest blyad that have ever blyaded. I heard they offer Mozgov crew free blowjob if he win championship. Wilbonokov asked to blow him LITTLE BIT. Not much. Little bit.

Mozgov is now man you make cheer against. If he leave Khimki, he will be showing middle finger at basket fans. If he stay Khimki, he has been teasing ****s. Mozgov is past point of not come back. He is ****sucker. He is guy who care more about making famous than making basketball.

I am same if I make basketball. I think about many rubles and vodka. And it is okay if he make basketball somewhere that is not Khimki. It is Khimki. It blow. There is nothing to do in Khimki except masturbate and make intercontinental ballistic missile. But there is normal way, and there is dick way, and making Mozgov emancipation into two-year movie by Tarkovsky is DICK MOVE ON FIRE. Mozgov is making говно to the world and pretending it is entertainment. It is not. It is con. Many, many people are not purchasing говно. And that is all Timofey Mozgov is today: a ****ing пиздобол.

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7/13/2010  8:16 PM
LOL!!!!


There is nothing to do in Khimki except masturbate and make intercontinental ballistic missile.

He not need dog-and-bear-show
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7/13/2010  8:20 PM
Did the same thing for James:

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a-cocksucker?skyline=true&s=i

I actually believed the Mozgov rant for a second or two.

Is the writer trying to take a shot at the Knicks's fans, who have crucified James, but have not recognized that Mosgov has, in essence, done the same thing?

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7/13/2010  8:32 PM
Huh? I thought it was just russian-flavor parody of the James Does ESPN broadcast. Did the big Rooskie actually do the same damn thing?
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7/13/2010  8:36 PM
No - Deadspin did that exact article for Lebron first the day before and just subbed in the Russian's name and team names etc as a joke.
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7/13/2010  8:38 PM
I was going to post that yesterday, but i saw the same article, but they were talking about labron

Tomorrow is the day LeBron James becomes the most unlikable person in the NBA, and perhaps all of American sports. I used to think he was okay a year ago. No more. He's the villain now.

It doesn't matter where he opts to go. If he goes to Chicago, he's a ****sucker. If he goes to Miami, he's a ****sucker. Even if he goes back to Cleveland, he's a goddamn ****sucker. He's a self-aggrandizing sack of ****, and ESPN is a bunch of *****-whipped enablers for giving him a free hour of airtime tomorrow night and inevitably using 55 minutes of it to let Stu Scott give him a rimjob.

Look at what Kevin Durant did today. He signed an extension well before he could have filed for free agency, announced the signing, and then went back about his business. He didn't need all this dog-and-pony show bull****. James does, and that means he's a dip****. People have been kissing this man's ass SINCE FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL, and he still needs this hourlong AFI tribute special? Bull****. BULLSHIT.

And I don't care that he asked ESPN to use the commercial airtime tomorrow night to go to charity. That's the most transparent use of charity for the sake of self-glorification I've seen since I saw some actor do it yesterday. "Hey ESPN, why don't you spend an hour kissing my ass? Oh, don't worry. We'll give the money to AIDS babies. That totally makes me selfless." No, it doesn't.

And FUCK YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? FUCK AND NO. They'd stick him in a ****ing Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit.

LeBron is now the guy you openly root against. If he leaves Cleveland tomorrow night, he'll have needlessly strung along an entire fanbase and given them the middle finger by making their breakup spectacularly public. If he stays, he'll have spent two years ****teasing the rest of the world about going somewhere else when he probably never wanted to leave Ohio to begin with. There's no end result tomorrow that makes LeBron a sympathetic figure. He's already gone past the point of no return. He's a ****sucker. Fitting that his most memorable career moment will come when he doesn't even take a ****ing shot. He's a guy that cares more about the end result of playing basketball – massive, unending adulation – than he does actual basketball.

I don't begrudge him that attitude. I'd be the same way if I were a basketball player. All I'd give a **** about would be what I make and where I'm drinking tonight. And I don't begrudge him the right to play somewhere other than Cleveland. It's Cleveland. It blows. There's nothing to do in that town except masturbate and cry. But there's a normal way of doing things, and there's the dick way of doing things, and making your own free agency a two-year drama capped off with an infomercial directed by Senor Spielbergo falls squarely in the purview of FLAMING FUCKING DICK MOVES. James is trying to bull**** the world into believing this whole process is some great entertainment he's lavishing upon you. It's not. It's a con. Right now, a lot of people aren't buying the **** this man is selling. And really, that's all LeBron James is these days: a ****ing salesman.

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7/13/2010  9:00 PM
waly01 wrote:No - Deadspin did that exact article for Lebron first the day before and just subbed in the Russian's name and team names etc as a joke.

Awwww. For a minute, I was thinking we got the Russian version of Lebron, talent-wise.

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7/13/2010  10:13 PM
crzymdups wrote:http://deadspin.com/5585009/timofey-mozgov-is-cocksucker?skyline=true&s=i

Today is day Timofey Mozgov becomes most unlikable person in Russian Basketball Super League, and perhaps all Russian sports. I used to think he is okay a year ago. No more. He is villain now.

It does not matter where he choose to go. If he goes New York, he is ****sucker. If he goes Miami, he is ****sucker. If he goes back Khimki, he is still goddamn ****sucker. He is self-aggrandizing sack of говно, and All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company is *****-whipped enabler for giving free hour of airing time and using 55 minute to let Stukov Scottovich give him rimjob.

Please, to be looking at what Sergei Bykov did. He sign deal with CSKA Moscow, go back about business. He not need dog-and-bear-show фигня. Mozgov does, and that means he is dip****. People have kissed man's buttock SINCE FUCKING неполная средняя школа, and he still need hourlong Russian Academy of Cinema Arts special? Фигня. ФИГНЯ.

And I do not care that he ask All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company to use airing time for making charity. That is most transparent use of charity for glorification of self since I saw oligarch do it yesterday. "Hello, All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company, why do you not spend hour kissing on my ass? Oh, do not worry. We will give rubles to Chernobyl children. That makes me selfless." No, it does not make me selfless.

And НАХУЙ to All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company for "Bubka on Bubka" sequel. If All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company reporter found proof tomorrow that Mozgov stay in Khimki, do you think All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company would let reporter make story? FUCK AND NYET. They would shoot reporter in elevator of apartment. They're blyadest blyad that have ever blyaded. I heard they offer Mozgov crew free blowjob if he win championship. Wilbonokov asked to blow him LITTLE BIT. Not much. Little bit.

Mozgov is now man you make cheer against. If he leave Khimki, he will be showing middle finger at basket fans. If he stay Khimki, he has been teasing ****s. Mozgov is past point of not come back. He is ****sucker. He is guy who care more about making famous than making basketball.

I am same if I make basketball. I think about many rubles and vodka. And it is okay if he make basketball somewhere that is not Khimki. It is Khimki. It blow. There is nothing to do in Khimki except masturbate and make intercontinental ballistic missile. But there is normal way, and there is dick way, and making Mozgov emancipation into two-year movie by Tarkovsky is DICK MOVE ON FIRE. Mozgov is making говно to the world and pretending it is entertainment. It is not. It is con. Many, many people are not purchasing говно. And that is all Timofey Mozgov is today: a ****ing пиздобол.

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So many cool words I not head for a while...
Nice job...

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7/13/2010  11:16 PM
DICK MOVE ON FIRE
Funny article about Mozgov

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