I might cry.

Everyone will cry- the teams he's spurned, the journalists who have been made to look like clueless fools dancing his merry dance, Lebron, Wade and Bosh will cry when they realise their hour of fame is over and everyone bar Miami fans now hate them, the new york children who he's visiting in person in new york to tell them he isn't coming to New York, David Stern will cry at how those three tarnished his beloved product, then Billy Hunter and the players union will cry when they realise how p***ed the owners are and how they will want to take it out on the new CBA, then everyone on wall street will start to cry when they realise they should never of bought those MSG stocks as they were merely being tricked by World Wide Wes, who in turn will cry now that Lebron is signed and he essentially has no more power. And finally, with the whole nation crying, you will be able to look up at that giant Nets billboard poster near MSG with the words "Blueprint For Success", and you will see miraculous tears fall from the pictured eyes of Jay Z and the Nets owner as they slowly realise they look like prime d***s as they have failed greater than any team in this free agency and have only Bo Outlaw to show for all their ****iness and bold claims of being the front runners, and ready to replace the knicks, and we will all get at least a measure of satisfaction from that.

Will anyone care?