ToddTT wrote:Same here.

Oh my! Do I see knees?

JrZyHuStLa wrote:This loyalty shyt that Lebron is on just doesn't matter if you have 0 rings. What doesn't he understand about that ? The window of opportunity in Cleveland is over. Move on Lebron. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Wade beats him to it signing with the Knicks.

And you're only young once. You can go back to Cleveland (or Akron) later.

Anyways, here goes my vote: [New York]

(As Lebron) I rule out Miami because I think humid, hot summers and hurricane seasons are overrated. No state income tax is fabulous but in bigger markets I make more with endorsements and proceeds from increased merchandise sales. There's also no chance that I play with Dwayne Wade, as he will always have 1 more ring than I do for the rest of my career, and I wouldn't play as efficiently with a slasher in D-Wade as I would with an All-Star PF running pick & rolls.

I rule out Cleveland because they have the weakest current lineup and are not in a position to make big moves in the future. It gets big points for being my hometown but life is too short to be hogtied to one location your whole life. I would want to enter a huge, new and different market and plant my roots in an exciting new home before I'm an old man. Cleveland will be there for me when I'm an aged grandfather and I can enjoy my peace and quiet.

Chicago has the best tandem with a potential Rose + Noah + Deng + Bosh, etc. combination. It's a grand franchise that has significant history. But it's Jordan's town. It has brutal f**king winters. It's also Cleveland's most hated rival. That's like a big middle finger to my hometown.

Which brings us to New York. The Knicks give me flexibility in 2011, to possibly bring in a significant upgrade such as Carmelo. The Knicks give me a light-out shooter in Rooster who can potentially blossom into a player like Dirk. The Knicks gives me the ability to play with either Bosh or Amare, and the greater chance to play with both Amare AND JJ who are willing to take paycuts to work with me in winning a ring. And I'd be playing in the greatest city of the world, where bringing a championship would immortalize me in the sports universe while becoming THE face of the franchise. And yes, a 50/50 chance of eclipsing a billion dollars in net worth helps too.

My vote goes to New York (as Lebron).

BasketballJones wrote:
Not Miami, huh?

Fortunately, the one on the left is actually WWE Diva, Layla, so she's no longer with the Miami Heat. If not for that, we'd be screwed.

Childs2Dudley wrote:Her face may not appeal to you but here's a picture of the Knicks City Dancer Michelle who I met during the contest thing.

She was hotter in person.

Did you get her digits?

If he likes JayZ so much he breaks him off for a concert in his backyard for a Fourth of July cookout and takes the money from the Russian

if he wants to be forever compared to MJ he goes to Chicago

If he wants to make a punk move in his prime he stays in Cleveland

If Lebron wants to man-up and win a championship on the brightest stage in the world, on Broadway, he comes to New York

You do the math

BasketballJones wrote:I keep thinking "girls in bikinis" for some reason...

Step up your game. Think girls without bikinis. Now that we've got that out of the way....Go home or get here quick