"with the 32nd pick in the 2010 NBA Draft, the Miami Heat select Dexter Pittman, Center from Texas University."
Knicks' scout: "Hey guys, that kid Hassan Whiteside is still on the board... should we trade up & grab him?"
MDA: "Can he shoot 3's?"
Knicks' scout: "No, but he's got size and blocks a ton of shots in the middle. We could use a shotblocker, no? What do you think Donnie?"
DW: *zzz* *snores*
Knicks' scout: "Nevermind."
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"with the 37th pick in the 2010 NBA Draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Darrington Hobson, Small Foward from The University of New Mexico."
Knicks' scout: "Our turn next guys. Let's see who's left on the board. Lance Stephenson. Jarvis Varnado. Gani Lawal. Anyone jumping out at you here?"
MDA: "Can any of those guys shoot 3's?"
Knicks' scout: "Not really, but we could use some size in our frontcourt in case we miss out on Bosh & Amare next week and David signs someplace else. Plus that kid Varnado is supposed to be a shotblocking machine."
MDA: "Not interested."
Knicks' scout: "Alright then. Somebody wake Donnie up, it's almost our turn to pick."
*nudge*
DW: *zZ-* "JONATHAN BENDER!... wait, huh? What day is it??"
Knicks' scout: "Donnie, it's our turn to pick now. We need a decision here."
DW: "Ask Mike."
MDA: "I want a 3 point shooter."
DW: (to Knicks' scout) "You heard the man." (goes back to sleep)
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"with the 38th pick in the 2010 NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select Andy Rautins, Shooting Guard from Syracuse University"
MDA: "Wait, can this kid shoot 3's?"
Knicks' scout: "I believe so, yes."
MDA: "Sweet."
Knicks' scout: "We're still on the clock Donnie... Donnie?... DONNIE!!"
DW: *snore-* "OK, GIVE THEM THE PICKS!!!... wait, where am I?"
Knicks' scout: "Donnie, we got 1 more pick left. Who do you want here?"
DW: "Ask Mike." *snore*
Knicks' scout: *sigh*
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.