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nykbasketball
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5/24/2010  4:17 AM
How does this guy have a job? He should be sitting in his basement posting on some Celtics fanpage like the rest of the crazy homer sports fans, not having his own page for the biggest sports media outlet in the world. I just read his NBA season review/playoff preview or whatever he wants to call it, and basically everything he predicts is wrong. I'll give him credit for predicting that the Magic couldn't go all the way relying on Vince Carter, but knowing this moron he probably jumped onto the Magic bandwagon last week like every other writer in America and is now regretting it. The only other things he was correct on was the obvious, like LeBron James is really good or Stephen Curry had a good rookie season. Really Bill? Thank God I read your column because I've never even heard of this LeBron James fellow and apparently he is pretty good. Someone should send this article to Donnie Walsh so he hears about LeBron James also. It's unbelievable how a guy could be very successful by just stating the most obvious of facts and being wrong about every prediction. Bill Simmons can "prove" that Brandon Roy would miss the playoffs, the Celtics would lose in the first round, the Cavs would win the 2010 NBA Championship, that team chemistry matters (Want to know who doesn't have any chemistry according to the Sports Guy? The Celtics and the Lakers. That's the finals matchup this year. Right on Bill Simmons.), and he thinks the Cavs would have beat the Magic (obviously we don't know that one, but based on how terrible the Cavs played and how great the Magic played, I would think the Magic are the favorites).

Let's see how Bill Simmons fared in his predictions. Well Brandon Roy did play in the playoffs Bill, just like he said he would. But nobody (except everyone who read he was coming back) saw that coming right? So he is 0 for 1 but to be fair I don't know if he wrote this article before Roy said he would be back. But why would he say that Roy would not be back for no reason? I'm guessing he read that Roy said he would be back, and just assumed that there is no way he can come back from surgery that quickly, and made his column without doing any research on Brandon's Roy surgery. Either way, I'll give him a semi-pass on this one. 0 for .5 so far. His next prediction was that the Celtics would lose in the first round. He is a Celtics fan right? Even though the Celtics were not playing their best ball, could anyone really doubt that a team led by KG (the ultimate competitor... I still hate him though), Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen would not be ready for the playoffs? They were clearly going to beat Miami in the first round. The perfect defensive to stop the Heat (and the Cavs) is to quadruple team Dwayne Wade, leave Jermaine O'Neal under the basket for rebounds and interior defense, and allow the Wade's teammates (or Lebron's teammates) to brick wide open jumper after wide open jumper. It's a bulletproof strategy that the Celtics have employed on the Heat and the Cavs so far this playoffs. To me, it was obvious the Celtics would beat the Heat in the first round because of the Big Three and their playoff advantage. But the key to how far the Celtics would go has always been the play of Rajon Rondo, and no one knew he would be this good this soon. He is the second best PG in the league in my opinion (behind Deron Williams). I'm a diehard Knicks fan, I hate the Celtics, but I just love Rondo. The instant Rajon Rondo's first successful midrange shot falls through the net, he becomes the best point guard in the league. If the guy can learn how to shoot, he will be absolutely unstoppable. My Rondo love is getting the better of me right now, I need to get back on track. So Bill Simmons is 0 for 1.5 (he should an additional 0 for 1 for every series the Celtics win, so he is really sitting at 0 for 3.5 right now assuming the Celtics beat the Magic). He said the Cavs would win the title. Wrong. 0 for 2.5. He claimed he can prove team chemistry matters then went on to say the only two teams without chemistry are the Celtics and Lakers. According to that, he just proved that team chemistry doesn't matter. Team chemistry does matter, he's right there, but he is an idiot for saying the Celtics and Lakers are the only two teams without chemistry. They are the last 2 champions. They have basically the same players. Their core guys are veterans who have one goal, a championship. How can you say the Celtics and Lakers don't have chemistry? Imagine that none of these guys have ever played together and there was a game that included Kobe, Pierce, Ray Allen, KG, Gasol, Artest, Odom, Bryant, Rondo, Nate Robinson, Rasheed Wallace, and Big Baby Davis. In my mind, here is how this game would go. Let's just say it was the Lakers + Nate vs the Celtics. Kobe would be 27-94 and the rest of his team wouldn't touch the ball outside the occasional rebound or inbounds pass. Eventually, Nate Robinson would try to steal the ball from Kobe because Nate also has then need to throw up dumb shots that have a very small chance of going in. Artest and Wallace would have a fight-to-the-death. The winner will emerge severely injured and will immediately be given 100 technical fouls, the loser would obviously be dead, and their team would lose one of their players, but would have a huge advantage due to the amount of free throws and free possessions they get from 100 technicals. If Artest won, he would ultimately end up fighting KG. And if Rasheed won, he would still probably end up fighting KG. Gasol would probably flee to Spain where he can practice the softest move ever (the fadeaway jumpshot in the post) because all the fighting. Pierce, Allen, Odom, Nate, and Big Baby would eventually just move over to the next court and have a 3 point shooting contest. Obviously Ray would win because he is the only one who can actually shoot, the rest just think they can drain. To make this game work, there would have to be at least 10 basketballs at all time and Ghandi would need to be there to negotiate the peace between Artest, KG, and Wallace. That is what a Celtics vs. Lakers game would look like if these teams had no chemistry. 0 for 3.5. And I doubt the Cavs would have beat the Magic so 0 for 4.

So back to my original point, how is Bill Simmons currently employed? I could see someone hiring him thinking he was a real sports writer, then immediately firing him when they realize they were played like fiddles. But ownership would realize their mistake in at most a month, so he should never be employed for more than a month at a time. How he remains employed at the largest sports media outlet in the world astounds me. He is occasionally funny, but that alone is not enough to earn him the position he has.

Here's the Article I'm talking about (there is a part 2).
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/part1/100416&sportCat=nba

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Nalod
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5/24/2010  7:25 AM
People read him. He is not employed to predict. Paid for his opinion. The guy is good.
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5/24/2010  11:07 AM    LAST EDITED: 5/24/2010  11:08 AM
Bill Simmons is no different than Charles Barkley. He's not a reporter or even an analyst - he's a glorified blogger.
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5/24/2010  11:34 AM
Simmons is an entertainer. SO is half the content we call "News"!

Its his "Opinion". HE writes, we read, ESPN makes money from the ad space they sell.

Thats why he is employed.

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5/24/2010  11:39 AM
He's an entertaining writer. Even though he constantly bashes the Knicks, he's my favorite NBA writer to read. He earns his paycheck. Moreso than a guy like Marc Stein - that guy is 100% worthless.
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5/24/2010  11:41 AM
Simmons did basically start out like you said, in a basement with a Boston sports website.

However, he clearly is an entertaining writer because he gained a huge audience on his own and consequently, became noticed by ESPN. He's a smart guy but obviously he is prone to get predictions wrong just like any other analyst/expert.

If people continue to read and follow him, why shouldn't he continue to have the platform that he currently has? The guy is delivering big-time for ESPN just going by how many followers he has on Twitter and the amount of readers he draws to ESPN's site. He has also played a role in the "30 for 30" ESPN series, which is impressive.

"This is a very cautious situation that we're in. You have to be conservative in terms of using your assets and using them wisely. We're building for the future." - Zeke (I guess not protecting a first round pick is being conservative)
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5/24/2010  2:10 PM
He's also written one of the most comprehensive NBA books ever released. I've followed him for a long time and HATE that one of his corner stone pieces is unfairly coined "The Ewing Theory", but he is entertaining and knows his NBA stuff. He's also very inteligent. It seems to me like he could hold his own with GMs, coaches, etc.

What I don't get is why ESPN doesn't create space where other talented "homer" writers in other markets (NYC, LA, Chi., etc.) can do what he does....write about sports while infusing some pop culture references and putting unique spins on topics.

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5/24/2010  2:15 PM
MSG3 wrote:It seems to me like he could hold his own with GMs, coaches, etc.

Well, he did have one threaten to kick his ass.

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