Police responded to South Street and Webster Avenue just after midnight Thursday and met the 37-year-old Palisade Avenue man, who said he was walking east on South Street when his attackers approached, police said.

The man said that after he turned down their offer of sex, the women slapped him in the face and head before taking his wallet from his back pocket and running away south on Webster, police said. They escaped with $200 and the victim's Mexican ID card, authorities said.

The man, who was "highly intoxicated," told police he could not identify the women, police said, adding that the victim refused medical attention.

TMS wrote:damn, they musta been hella ugly... he ended up paying them to kick his ass & leave him alone.

LMAO