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djsunyc
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1/20/2010  10:16 AM
Basketball league for white Americans targets Augusta
By Billy Byler | Staff Writer
Tuesday, January 19, 2010

A new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn't receiving a warm welcome.

The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.

"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," the statement said.

Augusta Mayor Deke Copenhaver, who has publicly expressed his support for minor league teams in the past, said he would not do the same for this team.

"As a sports enthusiast, I have always supported bringing more sporting activities to Augusta," he said. "However, in this instance I could not support in good conscience bringing in a team that did not fit with the spirit of inclusiveness that I, along with many others, have worked so hard to foster in our city."

Clint Bryant, athletic director at Augusta State University, laughed when he heard the news.

"It's so absurd, it's funny, but it gives you an idea of the sickness of our society" he said. "It shows you what lengths people will go to just to be mean-spirited. I think at any basketball level, no matter if it's all black, all white, all Hispanic, all Asian or anyone else, the players should just be a basketball team."

Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism.

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."

The Atlanta-based league, which will operate as a single-entity owning all of its teams, is looking for local contacts to pay $10,000 to become a "licensee" in one of 12 cities throughout the Southeast. Lewis said he has already received threats from people opposed to the roster restrictions and several cities have told him to stay out of town. Lewis said he has yet to hear from any one in Augusta.

"We need a local person ingrained into the community to make this successful," he said.

Lewis said he expects to eventually find support in every town with a team.

"People will come out and support a product they can identify with. I'm the spoken minority right now, but if people will give us a chance, it'll work... The white game of basketball, which is essentially a fundamental game, works."

Lewis said he wasn't sure where the team will play.

Augusta has had problems with minor league basketball teams in the past, but the issues never centered around race. The Augusta Drive lasted less than a month before folding in 1995, citing financial reasons. The Augusta Groove made it through a full, 20-game schedule in 2009, but accusations from players and local businesses that the team wasn't paying its bills surrounded the team during the second half of the season. The team later shut down in the offseason.

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orangeblobman
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1/20/2010  10:19 AM
This isn't a bannable thread title? Why not?
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
K22
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1/20/2010  10:20 AM
Did you get this from the Onion?
-- the preceding post was brought to you by the letter K and the number 22.
misterearl
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1/20/2010  10:23 AM
"All-American" basketball?

I kinda like the idea.

"Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Somewhere, Dave Chappelle is filling out his roster. Coming up with the ten grand is not a problem.

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djsunyc
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1/20/2010  10:32 AM
orangeblobman wrote:This isn't a bannable thread title? Why not?

if this man can use it...then so can i :)

orangeblobman
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1/20/2010  10:33 AM
djsunyc wrote:
orangeblobman wrote:This isn't a bannable thread title? Why not?

if this man can use it...then so can i :)

That's a stupid way of looking at it.

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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1/20/2010  10:56 AM    LAST EDITED: 1/20/2010  11:07 AM
Orangeblobman...do you want to be looked at as smart or stupid?

I remember that you got all worked up because when I was defending Keith Van Horn, I joked that he had one of the best "White Boy Slams" I have ever seen. And you got your panties all in a bunch.

But just last week you found it quite appropriate to joke about Isiah Thomas' mother dying.

And at the same time, your 9 Alba posts show that you have no problem objectifying women. And I am pretty sure you don't piss yourself every time another race gets joked about.

So get a sense of humor. And again, do you want to be thought of as smart or stupid?

oohah

Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
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1/20/2010  10:59 AM
dj - with all due respect, George Jefferson was a creation of Norman Lear

(from Huffington Post) The franchises are buying ad space as we speak

The Atlanta Aryans

The Macon Lynchmob

The Savannah Skinheads

The Augusta Imperial Wizards

The Chattanooga Whitesheets

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1/20/2010  11:07 AM
Those racist bums in the good ol' south are at it again...sigh. Bastard had the nerve to send out this press release out on MLK day --- and yes, this is a real story. No Onion.

This is a KKK wet dream on Ecstasy, but it does provide hope for all out melanin challenged brothas to go out and live their dreams:

*rips off basketball pants very meekly*

*snaps em' back up daintily*

*folds pants in a even crease*

*secures rebound, passes to point guard with a two arm chest pass and a smile*

*raises hand after committing a foul*

*asks the ref how his wife and kids are doing after a timeout*

*boxes out in textbook fashion*

"And the Most Valuable Outlet Passer goes to.... "______

Adolph Rupp rises from the grave to buy a ticket.

My saliva and spit can split thread into fiber and bits/ So trust me I'm as live as it gets. --Royce Da 5'9 + DJ Premier = Hip Hop Utopia
oohah
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1/20/2010  11:09 AM
A only white guy basketball league? Yeah, I'm sure that will be real entertaining...not.

I'm going to go start an all-black hockey-league to take them on!

oohah

Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
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1/20/2010  11:32 AM
oohah wrote:
So get a sense of humor. And again, do you want to be thought of as smart or stupid?

oohah

by who, you? you gotta be pretty stupid to not see how hilarious that is.

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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1/20/2010  11:54 AM
HEIL!

orangeblob - it is about as hilarious as an all Nazi basketball league is to Jewish people.

Somewhere, Richard Pryor may not be laughing, but I know Chris Rock will buy season tickets

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1/20/2010  11:55 AM
sebstar wrote:Those racist bums in the good ol' south are at it again...sigh. Bastard had the nerve to send out this press release out on MLK day --- and yes, this is a real story. No Onion.

This is a KKK wet dream on Ecstasy, but it does provide hope for all out melanin challenged brothas to go out and live their dreams:

*rips off basketball pants very meekly*

*snaps em' back up daintily*

*folds pants in a even crease*

*secures rebound, passes to point guard with a two arm chest pass and a smile*

*raises hand after committing a foul*

*asks the ref how his wife and kids are doing after a timeout*

*boxes out in textbook fashion*

"And the Most Valuable Outlet Passer goes to.... "______

Adolph Rupp rises from the grave to buy a ticket.

You forgot:

* wears shorts down beneath the knees
* incessently palms the ball along with other dribbling violations
* spits at fan in crowd
* head butts ref after non-call
* hold press conference decrying merits of practice

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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1/20/2010  12:00 PM
I hope it becomes a league for pretty white gay guys.
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orangeblobman
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1/20/2010  12:13 PM
misterearl wrote:HEIL!

orangeblob - it is about as hilarious as an all Nazi basketball league is to Jewish people.

Somewhere, Richard Pryor may not be laughing, but I know Chris Rock will buy season tickets

I don't know where I said anything was funny or even addressed the article. Don't assume. And comparing the nazi (I consider it far too courteous to even capitalize) genocide of an entire group of people to this situation is nowhere near the ballpark.

In my opinion, and with much respect to the moderators here for running such a thoroughly engaging, vibrant website, what we have here is a failure to moderate. All race talk should be banned. Allowing things like that title and what Sebstar said is a travesty.

There are much better ways to title this topic than 'honkeyball'. If you think this is okay, then you probably hate kittens and your own children.

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
misterearl
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1/20/2010  12:18 PM
orangeblob - totally agree, honkeyball is indeed a wack thread starter. What it lacks in good taste is compensated for in drawing attention. Perhaps Andrew or Martin can come back with some wite out and fix it

Similarly, race talk should never be banned. It may get out of hand and the chin music may push someone off the plate. Both bullpens may empty and they may be a scuffle at home plate... But it should never be banned.

what is "race talk" anyway?

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1/20/2010  12:19 PM

"yes! i'm gonna be a gm again!!!"

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1/20/2010  12:21 PM
misterearl wrote:orangeblob - totally agree, honkeyball is indeed a wack thread starter. What it lacks in good taste is compensated for in drawing attention. Perhaps Andrew or Martin can come back with some wite out and fix it

Similarly, race talk should never be banned. It may get out of hand and the chin music may push someone off the plate. Both bullpens may empty and they may be a scuffle at home plate... But it should never be banned.

what is "race talk" anyway?

No more talk about Usain Bolt, NASCAR, or Formula 1 but all pictures of Danica Patrick are still welcome in the Alba thread.

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1/20/2010  12:30 PM
Marv wrote:

"yes! i'm gonna be a gm again!!!"

Marv for the win!

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1/20/2010  12:36 PM
kam77 wrote:
You forgot:

* wears shorts down beneath the knees
* incessently palms the ball along with other dribbling violations
* spits at fan in crowd
* head butts ref after non-call
* hold press conference decrying merits of practice

You talking about Jason Williams?

My saliva and spit can split thread into fiber and bits/ So trust me I'm as live as it gets. --Royce Da 5'9 + DJ Premier = Hip Hop Utopia
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